lady, if u have something to say say it to my fist HOHOHO *high fives whomever he's next to* amanda oslund Myrcella Baratheon King Tommen

#ThingsWeBlameTheStrangerFor Your bruises. Lol just kidding! Blame me! *wiggles eyebrows*

Science or Meth? I was never good at Science. Meth. But only on weekends. I'm a PROFESSIONAL guys!

So Sandor Clegane bounced. Heh. Guess I'm the new Queen Bee. Sup Ser Boros Blount. Shine my shoes aye? >:}

Step away from the little princess. RT Ser Boros Blount King Tommen That's what a food taster does, okay?!

#SignsYaBooBoutToFireYou Sorry about Sandor Clegane boss... :{ J-J-Joffrey B.

#ThingsWeSayWhileGettinArrested I AM KING King Tommen's GUARD!!! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT HIM WITH MY BARE CHEST!!!

IT'S NATIONAL KISS DAY King Tommen 8}

HERE I AM! :} RT King Tommen Myrcella Baratheon #Wanted: #ResponsibleBabysitter Ser Gerold Dayne

*hovers* RT Sansa Stark #10WorstFeelings 10) Ser Meryn's knuckles 9) Ser Meryn's backhand

Hi little princess. I'll be your new mommy. :} King Tommen Myrcella Baratheon AimBot Occupy Westeros @GregorPartyDude

:} RT Ser Boros Blount Ser Meryn BroGuard What the hell is wrong with you. King Tommen

Ser Meryn BroGuard Stop sending me drunk ravens with dirty poetry signed as Gregor Clegane. That's not funny.

*laughs at Arys Oakheart* :} Myrcella Baratheon

FML. This is why Ser Boros Blount is my best friend, not any of you ballerinas. >:{ Arys Oakheart Loras Tyrell Jaime Lannister

YEAH!! FISTBUMP BRO!! #IMissYou #IMeanWE"Sandor Clegane: According to the Kingsguard, #EveryBeatMatters. >:-["

#WeAllHaveThatOnePerson who should have stuck with his Skittles knighthood >_> Loras Tyrell >:{

#ILikeWhen I punch Sansa Stark >:}

Happy December little princess! King Tommen Would you like to stick your widdle hand down my Sevenmas stocking? :}

Hey! I was in Episode 1 of Season 3! BOOYAH!!! BEAT THAT Theon Greyjoy and you other losers who were not! WOOT WOOT!