Come into my castle, boys.

Here in the Vale, they call me Nuncle Creepy.

#AtJustinsParty I was seated FAR from the kids' table. #smh at you, Massey.

Happy Platypus Day, boys. Not sure what a platypus is? Come over Nuncle Lynnie's for tea and he'll show you. No grownups allowed, right? ;)

Hello, boys. "Let's play Who Can Remove Nuncle Lynnie's Armor The Quickest". You want to be good squires, Yes? Oh, and no girls allowed. ;)

Ladies. Please. Knock it off. You simply cannot experience the Corbray Cor-bed. My sword's called "Lady Forlorn" for a reason. Now beat it.

...your hot young sons can totes squire for me, though. #WardsForDays

Yum. RT King Joffrey And of course we can't leave out my dear brother King Tommen bit.ly/w6YbX4

#YouKnowItsARecession when you're paid in boys. Not that I'm not complaining.

When Ser Lyn Corbray becomes head of his House, he'll change the name of his family's keep from Heart's Home to the Neverland Ranch.

#First20SongsOnShuffle I Know What Boys Like, I Want Candy, Boys Boys Boys, Jonny Are You Queer?, Animal Boy, Bad Kids

#FamousLies You know who I hate? Petyr Baelish. Let's talk shit about him!

Ser Lyn Corbray Advice of every kind. Cumberbitch? Is it something like a CucumberPatch? ;)

I'm normally not interested in what women have to say, but Sansa Stark and @AryaSheWolf's panel on MPD was fascinating.

I /have/ been in a good mood as of late. RT Mature XXX #thingspeoplesay Ser Lyn Corbray is gay!

#GameOfThronesPickupLines Would you like a sweety?

If I die young, bury me in Satin. #LayMeDownOnABedOfBoyWhores

#ThoughtsWhenLoggingInto Ser Lyn Corbray Why do I even have this account?

#IfItWereUpToMe Pants would be outlawed for all males over the age of 11.

I've been so busy as of late, hating on Petyr Baelish while secretly being his BFF can be so /tiresome/.