We look forward to your War Crimes trial.

Hypocrites everywhere

Fuck it

Fuck it part 2

Letters I obtained between Boris Johnson and Evgeny Lebedev reveal: - Lebedev lobbied Johnson to back festival with 'substantial support' from Kremlin - Johnson ’thrilled’ to get Lebedev support - Pair met dozens of times for dinners, drinks and parties bylinetimes.com/2022/03/12/bor…

Boris Johnson’s private office diaries reveal he repeatedly met with Lebedev for drinks, dinners and parties. His flights to Lebedev’s Italian palace were kept out of the diaries with his spokesman insisting the trips were “purely personal”. bylinetimes.com/2022/03/12/bor…

Adam Bienkov With this information now out in the open, you have to ask why Johnson is still an MP this evening, let alone the Prime Minister. Profumo resigned for a lot less.

Proven Liar 👇

So look what this lovely weirdo did for me!

Prime suspect PM takes partygate delusion to hallucinatory new levels | John Crace theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

theguardian.com/film/2022/mar/… VERY FUNNY IF A BIT DAFT. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

The week in Tory MPs so far: one convicted of molesting a minor, another having to apologise for defending said paedophile, PM and chancellor convicted of breaking the COVID laws they wrote. And it’s only Fucking Tuesday.

youtube.com/watch?v=p-nwKl… PURE GENIUS!

Captain Birds Eye sets sail again. But 1/3 of his crew won't carry out his commands. What happens next? From a sailor.

Thank god I don't have to ask the PM to resign any more. Hallelujah. John

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