i can understand why chickens wake up and scream

y’all be like “hear me out”

i hope my fit hard whenever she dreams about me

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

i hope they are having a good day

“Drag will confuse kids” what the hell is this

it seems like your parents really loved you (derogatory)

❌ Watching any of the 4 movies that I painstakingly curated and downloaded for my flight ✅ Watching Madagascar 2 over someone's shoulder with no audio

if i was getting eaten by a bear i would get a pet in real quick

dressing slutty is fun til you gotta stop at the gas station before the function 😭

pretty little liars episode 1

Cocktails????? You had me at cock!!!!!

I got tears in my eyes man