kevin
@ke7inburke
hey! | headline contributor @theonion @reductress @bwaybeatnews | he/him
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Brooke Preston
@bigu
Comedy person. Author. Cheese enthusiast.
M.E🐇
@emmys
The official Twitter account for the Emmy Awards. No thanks on the DMs, I’m good actually
charles entertainment cheese
@jmurffff
chaotic rat
Nate Armbruster
@natecomedy
I like to write jokes. And tell those jokes to audiences in the form of stand-up comedy.
caitie delaney
@caitiedelaney
tv writer who is always right
diurnal moth fan
@jess_d_ripper
also a nocturnal moth fan. linocuts & watercolour
dev
@devvvrobot
Cemetery tour guide. Stand-up comedian. IG: devroberts. she/her
erika
@yeeeerika
sr art director + experimental artist. everything i post is a joke except when it's not. chaotic good. she/her.
Max Barth
@heismaxbarth
stand up and writing in @NewYorker @Reductress @REALPunkNews @HardDriveMag @BystanderTweets
Malice Walker
@humblecore
Distinguished, professional, and militant. Occasionally saying stuff on @twocentsplustax.
strle
@strle
find me elsewhere // this place sucks
Emily Higginbotham
@emilyhigg
health care editor // Host of Sending Off: A podcast about women’s soccer
Jeanne Goshe
@beangoshe
(jee’-nee go’-shee) Contributor @reductress. Co-host @raisedwrongpod. Sit down comedian. I made those tiny hot dogs up there. She/her
limp brittzkit
@brittymigs
she/her NY based comedian & little idiot @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
Destiny Allegedly 🍉
@destinyharhar
29 she/her. Publicly unhinged for eternity ♉️☀️♌️🌙♊️⬆️
Too Much Context FreddyG 🍉🇵🇸
@orangefreddyg
Never gonna have a blue check, always gonna be real. Standup Comic and Leftist. 45 million views on Social Media. Podcast ⬇️
Pastrami Mommy
@ewelannawhite
a half-sour pickle | *ctor, vo artist and comedy writer | @realpunknews @harddrivemag @bwaybeatnews
mateo r*driguez-hurtado
@_laserpipe
Comedian, Actor, scribe, co-host & co-curator of Glory W(hole), 📍 NYC 🏠 Chicago ; they/them/elle ✉️: [email protected] 👹
xanax in cinnabon (ali)
@xanabon
local sweetie pie
edward precht
@pertoltprecht
playwright • @BwayBeatNews • ghost-in-training
Jomboy
@jomboy_
@jomboymedia. Not a reporter. Yankees fan.
KatieEllen Humphries
@mskatieellen
Comedian. Writer. CBC’s “The Debaters”, The Lady Show, “Horny OFF MAIN” Podcast. New Album “Ladyfinger” available now. I'm mostly dimples.
gretchen brown, real snoopy enjoyer
@gretch_brown
making radio @mprnews. words in @tpt @pbs @nextavenue @forbes @wpr @wctrib. cancer survivor.
rachel coster
@rach4_thestarz
welcome to the fun zone
Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
I’m a writer/producer/comedian, which is New Yorkese for “unemployed.”
maria🦝
@mariamainmo
writer, comedian, “weird” -my 5th grade teacher
Queen Kitten 👑
@elanikitten
girl comedian/ woman producer
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@aallleeexxxxxx1
thank u
seynique
@seynique
comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ gmail.com
Eileen Elizabeth Espinoza 🦋
@eileendotnet
Carrying the Bones (2025) 🐚📔🕯🦋 ☠️ 🌿 cofounder @boshemiamag & storybloom ☽ prof & poet about town
JenDurbent.com.edy
@jendurbent
Jokes: @QueerCodedInc, @TheOnion, The Musk Mag, and stage. Books: on the internet. Host: The News at Jen (hiatus). On nearly every other site: @jendurbent.
Christina Casillo
@chrisrosecas
photographer, clown, bisexual ikea couch 🪩 burger blog: burgerdiva.substack.com 🪩 she/her
mmiw || blm || marie 🔻
@oopsitsmarie
27 || ♊︎ ☼ ♍︎ ☽ ♎︎ ↑ || #LandBack #FreeHawaii #FreePalestine #FreeCongo || I brake for milfs and critters 🦝 || c'app $mariearnaux
luke moran
@lukekmoran
hapa writer w experience writing, being azn. contributor @theonion, @ucbtla. 🎵 @sheepeyes. find me on bluesky or threads :)
Arielle Dundas
@arielledundas
My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
Yikes is my catchphrase
@rubiks_kubed
Word nerd, candle addict, chocolate removal specialist. My home bar is constantly stocked. Tweets could be fact or fiction
riri🐀🍕
@raunchonpizza
ur cousin tony | @meatcats @wahomic
sean s. n. murphy
@seansnmurphy
⁽ʰᵉ ⁻ ʰⁱᵐ⁾ • editor @ black press media • vancouver, bc hello at seansnmurphy.ca • pgp 0xE55335E0
danielle
@daniellexacton
tv director pushing buttons | *own views * 🍯
John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Autistic writer/comedian. @Chaser editor and @shot_au contributor. He/Him. Jokes appear angrily read out in senate estimates.
tanya
@tanya_sabrinaaa
a loser and a coward
matt
@mattxiv
queer jew w very long nails, host of a bit fruity, he/they
Dylan Adler
@dylanadler6
If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid
@staceballs
I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch
dannica.bsky
@dannarebb
“occasionally funny” -best friend “a total chaos destruction machine” -my ex “very beautiful!” -my mother // bookseller, rheum arthritis, joy advocate
Ciroc Obama
@frogg_gurl
I’m on Dumbass Twitter and I’m on Communist Twitter | she/her🏳️🌈 | Plant Person🪴| Ally🏳️⚧️ | Decent sized forehead nothing crazy tho
CheFos82
@chefos82
ChemE. Comedy Writer. Stand Up Comedian. Extraordinary Clavicles. @SlackjawHumor @HavenComedy @The_Belladonnas @Wisecrackin
The Boston Accent
@bahstonaccent
𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙’𝙨 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙘𝙚 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙉𝙚𝙬𝙨
Camden ‘Air Jordan’ Brazile
@camden_brazile
(He/Him) I write funny ha-ha’s for @theonion and @harddrivemag. I don’t know much about Science Book.
chase
@_chase_____
girl writer | editor @reductress | writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @theonion | instagram.com/mckayg/ | @mckayleygourley.bsky.social | she/her
Sarah
@itssarahdutcher
certified california junior ranger (she/her). stupid sense of humor but interesting takes. Frodo Baggins stan account. tip jar open IG @itssarahdutcher
ms pippershnippetz
@lolumokur
i’ve been told im “weird and off-putting” bsky.app/profile/lolumo…
Joelle Stephenson
@hinds_joe
ope excuse me. ope I'm sorry
jordí
@theonlyjordan__
choose your friends, select your family 🇨🇱instagram.com/theonlyjordi/
Kewchie Mayo
@msmomomanko
Bria Beddoe. Comedian. Cutie. Always down to eat food. MsMomoManko on Onlyfans. Book me for shows! Hit my tip jar IG: BriaBeddoeComedy
glennis ❤️🔥
@theglennisshow
nevertheless she locked in | standup | sketches | relatable traumatized girl📍NYC | host of Sad Girl Survival Guide | see me live 🎟️ in bio
jewish brat
@ajewishbrat
i can’t handle the thought of people not knowing what I am thinking at all times. i did brat before charli.
Michelle Elisabeth Varghese
@mvarghoose
Corporate to Creative ✨ Left software sales to write & podcast & tweet Writing coaching! michellevarghoose.gumroad.com/l/writingcoach…
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@joestarjokic
I like basketball - patreon.com/stateoftheleag… || linktr.ee/jokicjoestar
Ruth Husko
@dank_ackroyd
if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎
Tricia Crimmins
@triciacrimmins
covering renewable energy and climate tech at @morningbrew
Morgan Cole Brown
@morgancolebrown
I make music, sometimes I make films. Literally who cares about anything anymore
jihane
@jihanebousfiha_
freelance writer. words @vulture @wmag @pastemagazine @thedailybeast @i_d @thecut etc • [email protected]
Lynn Maleh
@lynnmaleh
Syrian-American TV writer by day/standup by night/exhausted by mid afternoon ✏️ @netflix @TheOnion @reductress @mcsweeneys 🎤 @hehehabibis 🎧 @cleopodtra
Emma Vigeland
@emmavigeland
@majorityfm co-host. Live daily at 12pm ET. @ESVNShow host. Live Mondays at 4pm ET. New York sports fan who tweets about it. Free Palestine 🇵🇸
blob ross 🌱
@probably_ayla
a one person cult 🪐 | she/her | 27
erica
@ericanextdooor
making parlays & petting strays • 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎
Keith Orejel
@keithdorejel
Associate Professor Wilmington College, Columbia PhD, Historian of Rural and Small-Town America, 20th C. US Politics. Tweets my own. Dave & Busters Stan account
Jennifer Begakis
@jenbegakis
Begakis is fun to say. historian of capitalism finance & Disney. Ph.D. Candidate @Cornell | @UCBerkeley alumna. the opinions & jokes expressed are my own NFTs.