guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

this is bigger than the Treaty of Versailles

Baseball is meant to be watched in person Football is meant to be watched on your couch College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

they’re gonna replace the bachelorette with that liteskin ai strawberry

i'm just someone's weird sister

Release the Taylor Frankie Paul Bachelorette files

I thought she was bald

do you think the men from this season of the bachelorette feel like the class of 2020 did when they didn’t get a graduation?

Silenced??? I wake up every single day wishing she would shut the fuck up there isn’t a silent thing about this woman

Seriously not in the fucking mood. Not.

In 2012 for some reason the most expensive mascara was called something like “fuck me eyes” and every lip product was called “dick sucking gloss”

it's Good Friday, which means it's time to share my favourite tumblr post of all time

This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit

If you go to a Kanye West concert in 2026 you’re a fucking loser

Jesus to his disciples today:

“easter MASS” and “WASPy” in the same sentence 😭😭😭😭

real housewives of rhode island is just 8 italian lisa barlows

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

still thinking about how rulla homewrecked the marriage of alicia’s spanish teacha

they're gonna have to do this with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon one day