Surely not all of them?

walkin round tesco like this so everyone knows im visibly disgusted by the price of things

looking at them with the love and affection of a mother hen with 3 big beautiful eggs,

her: you best not be that cunty chocolate boy when i get back

my lu ass:

this is a live photo of myself

everyone who follows me donating just $1 would cover a month of rent for 30 families

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives

this is how i like to imagine everyone who receives a voice note from me acts

this is the danish pig richard branson named his global compilation album empire after purely cos he was trying to shag an antiques dealer

hardest geezer's having quite a post-run pivot

stephen wearing flip flops so everyone in the prison yard can see my toe knuckle LOVE and HATE tattoos

graphic design major here! the reasons why this logo works so good is because the kitty and the doggy are best friends

quite jealous of centipedes they can be so much more creative with their knuckle tattoos