im not saying one way is inherently better

Pacific Spirit I'm just gonna put it out there. Men don't do both. Also, men don't want women who bleed over from one side to the other. So if you want to date a guy, one will have to go.

Fairy Godfolk, Tove: witch, bitch, old hag. she/her, Pākehā. needs our help (details in thread below), please pop a little bit in if you can so we can rally behind them & do that thing we do? 🧚🪄💛✨
#FoxyGodmother
Account Name: Fairy Godmothers
Account Number: 38-9010-0779610-05

made some bumper stickers 👍

i reach sexual climax by shaking myself like a wet dog and all the cum comes flying out

I love LinkedIn so much. Apex brain rot on display and it’s delightful

Exclusive clip from my upcoming interview with JFK where I ask him about the afterlife

the ideal tattoo is me, riding a centaur who is also me, and we're caught in the moment the centaur turns to ask me where to and we both realise we're the same guy and freak the fuck out

yesterday was my parents' 40th wedding anniversary, which dad celebrated here and mum celebrated in heaven. they've been doing long distance for ten years now

if someone made a disrespect track about me i would simply not listen to it

Artists like myself are born with Straightriotism, as long as we are raised from birth by our heavenly fathers President Trump and Christ Jesus.

Andrew Tate has achieved maximum Straightriotism, which is only unlocked when the sex is so straight, it’s a little gay.

Kids today love The Star Wars, and my piece shows that May the 4th wouldn't exist without historical figures like Christ Jesus, President Trump, and Gondy, whose wisdom directly inspired your on screen heroes Jar Jar and Qui Gon-Jim and their space force. #StarWarsDay

🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust he looks like if the guy who evolved to survive car crashes joined Model UN

Louis? gosh, it's been years. it's me, Neal, from Law School. anyway, i got this big juicy onion here, was thinking me and you could fuck it

found this in my drafts and remembered I woke up delirious in the middle of the night and hastily wrote it down thinking I was cooking, the parentheses were a note to myself about the important context

I'm Chiitan, Japan's crazy mascot.
I'm the god of advertising who was born to drive out advertising in the world.
I don't have any products or information to recommend, so please watch the video and laugh.
I hope you have a good day today.

Tip: if you're googling the solution to a problem, add 'reddit' to the search inquiry to find out what an even stupider dickhead would do in your situation

hello again, bean dad