its funny seeing comments on protest footage like 'Gen X here, we're proud of you, we were waiting, we knew you kids could do it' like shouldnt you be in congress right now? go run for president mr. eligible

Always praise in public and criticize in private. if your waiter does a bad job, leave a 25% tip, but follow him into the kitchen and try to put his finger on the grill for a couple seconds

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cooking a big pot of chili to have for dinner.

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its a toss up between Hamlet and Wee Willie Winky

my dog only has a couple weeks to live so you know what that means. hes eating nothing but herbs, spices, aromatics and record-breaking hot peppers, because hes going to live on as the meat in my five-alarm chili. or 35-alarm in dog alarms

It is NEVER ok to abandon your pet to a shelter. If you don't want to take care of it anymore, just cook it into a stew, or a chili.

funny as soon as the eclipse hit all the mosquitoes came out cause they thought it was dusk. nice try half-pint. go back to bed fool you are going to rue the day.

saw that eclipse. pretty cool

starting to feel uneasy after taking a CBD pill and i check the package and the fine print says the CBD stands for 'causes bad diarrhea'

temple of doom. vhs. 1996

i do look like im having fun here

It would have been funnier if the dune popcorn bucket was a black cube that makes you feel intense pain when you put your hand in it, and if you take your hand out an amc employee kills you

Gigantic 2 mile long sandworm traversing vast stretch of desert: oh my god is that 4 dudes. This is just the satisfying meal I need for my big body

The Polish famously went to space, when they tried to land on the sun at night

ancient peoples were known to make mounds, somber constructions containing the remains of the dead. but at other times they would include an almond, lending an entirely different character to the structure