My homeless top 5

My crowdwork made the audience go crazy

Video games are DYING

I'm becoming a video game youtuber

Please listen to my discussion with John F. Kennedy, his first interview in over sixty years. Thank you

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Full interview here: soundcloud.com/realseance/bey…

It was an honor to speak with John. He is getting up to some pretty interesting stuff these days.

Exclusive clip from my upcoming interview with JFK where I ask him about the afterlife

Show this saturday. guests over 5'3 must buy two tickets

This simple gesture has inspired countless fights, divorces and murders. Human beings can be so irrational.

Just found out from a friend and can't stop crying... hasn't hit the news yet. The eclipse killed itself last night

If Elon musks dick pic leaked on here I would buy a blue check mark and reply to it calling it huge even if it was super small. I think that would get me a job

D&D age 14: I go to the pub and ask the wench to toucheth my wang Lol :)

D&D age 34: I go to the bar and kill myself in front of all the goblins, ruining their night off work from the factory

Flying on a Boeing today. Very sad. Didn't want it to be this way.

As my last act I hereby give permission to anyone to say they were close friends with me. You can also say I was mean but should acknowledge it was because of my demons

Everyone should have to teach their kid a trick that way when you have to meet them they can at least do something interesting

derek Keep us out of this you Chowderhead!