Remember when we had only one Bronk?

Today’s rally in The Bronks proves New Yorkers love President Trump, because he will personally fix every hole and tar the streets himself if it means giving the big apple an extra shine.

My daughter's art shows that we are proud to welcome Nikki Haley back to the flock! Never forget that even the Apostle Saul strayed from Christ during Rumspringa, until he looked directly in the sun and saw a smile from God himself saying we need Paul back to help Christ make

It is inspiring to see Tim Pool honoring the bravery of our hero Harrison Butker and speaking for all the country's silent Timcels.

Our mighty Catturd wakes up every morning, fully satisfied and ready to leap out of bed and fight for President Trump’s freedom, much like a modern General Grant.

With my trusty General Lee Cybertruck, last night's Kid Rock concert was better than ever, as they're one of America's last safe spaces for us men to fully embrace our God given straightriotism.

President Trump doesn’t let pooping get in the way of sitting in the trial and waiting to get out his truth.

My son’s patriotic drawing shows his love for both me and President Trump, like we are both strong fathers to him in a way.

Even Christ would offer his own urine for President Trump to use at the debate drug test, as it would be immune from any of the left’s obvious tampering.

Line up fellas, my daughter is hitting the beaches once more to find herself a man who shares our #DiaperStrong values.

It brought tears to my eyes seeing President Trump attending Barron’s graduation, after dreaming about it for so many years.

When someone questions my straightriotism, I flash my President Trump Captain America tattoo, and they smile and nod with respect and a wink.

Matt Gaetz is bravely standing by for anything that our beloved President Trump needs in court today. #DiaperStrong

President Trump has spent his life taking notes from Christ's legendary debates during his run for President of the Disciples, which makes our leader more than ready to debate on any tv network, as long as they're polite.

For Straightriotism to flourish in America, we must feel President Trump’s Big D energy inside all of us.

The new King Charles painting tryin to battle my boys? That’s not LEGAL!

Sometimes I wish Kevin Sorbo could marry my daughter, that way I too could have a direct line to the might god Zoose.

My idiot son was invited on Bill Maher, only to set a can of Billy Beer on the table and sit silently for 90 minutes until one of them drank it.

A happy birthday to George Lucas, the inventor of science fiction and The Star Wars, who used his heroes like Captain Solo Qui-Gon Jim to extend strong conservative values to outer space and defeat the woke empire, until Disney ruined it by making it political and turning Darth

God Bless the USA continues to be our national anthem because the words of Lee Greenwood still resonate with the youth of all generations.