Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire? Me: The one in Sesame Street Her: He doesn't count Me: I can assure you that he does

James O'Brien Relax James, got the plans here: x.com/secrettory12/s…

I am pleased to announce that I’ve decided to go net-zero on swear words and bad language. In the event that I should say something inappropriate I pledge to compensate that by saying something nice. #COP26

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

Vincent Price and an armload of cats.

Happy New Year!

Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.

New and very sweary! Cassetteboy Rage Against The Party Machine Thanks to HappyToast★ and @Coldwar_Steve for the images. Help get 'Boris Johnson is Still a F***ing C***' back in the charts! See borisjohnson.info for details #JohnsonOut

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Tough commute.

The scarred landscape of the climate crisis is clear to see from today's extraordinary satellite image. jcheshire.com/featured-maps/…

It’s the circle of life SOUND ON

This is one of the funniest pieces of live radio you’ll ever hear. And the animation adds an extra layer. #Radio #GerryAnderson

Be rude not to share this classic on a day like today ... The Day Today - Pound Stolen

Liz Truss is the Oligarch’s Prime Minister George Monbiot

🏎️’SHOULDERS BACK TOTO!’🏎️ #greetersguild adventures in The Paddock courtesy of @f1 and Will Buxton at #AusGP in Melbourne #MaxVerstappen #lewishamilton #totowolff #troyhawke

Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart - a Venture Bros feature. Own it July 21 on Digital and July 25 on DVD/Blu-Ray. #VentureBros #GoTeamVenture #adultswim

I truly believe this is one of the most important things anyone has ever said about Elon Musk. The quote below summarizes perfectly how much his presence in the public sphere wastes everyone’s time and is on many occasions profoundly dangerous as well as premeditatedly dishonest.