Plz Instagram I don’t wanna see ppls stories over and over again

if i saw a minion in real life i would put it in the microwave

she’s a 10 but she loves being alone but hates feeling alone

jus saw someone my age bein extremely talented. day ruined

Once you corny to me you on the cob forever

do beavers even know what the hell they’re doing or they just see water and say “i have to put a stop to this”

Holy

Me: I want Starbucks Me: Anything for u princess

I need to lay on the floor about this

british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally

getting into a bar fight

im not manic i just have the zoomies

maybe if u were silly enough, u would get to meet my inner goose. but ur not.

i don’t care if ur british just don’t do it in front of me