getting kicked out of a girls place for taking a picture of her and saying “phone eats first” before sex

When I was 14 and got diagnosed with ADHD the doctor measured my head with a measuring tape. I’m pretty sure he just noticed it was massive and got curious

Guys will post a hear me out of the most beautiful girl ever and then a girl will post one and it’s the centipede from James and the giant peach

i like the part of moonlight on the river where mac demarco decides to make it scary for some reason

Who is this happening to. Maybe everyone’s is just going down by a couple dollars

girl named resumé so I can letter in my covers

Dr. Pepper does experiments on humans. It happened to me

Ok I’m not enjoying this anymore when can I stop looking at the sun

it’s sickening how the british force their children to do the accent too

im outside screaming asking everyone where the hell the sun went

soooo sleepy…

i made a friend

drinking some beberages…

do you guys mind if i get super drunk for my birthday

watching a movie with my friends tonight