A football game in the middle of a Rihanna concert is weird but whatever

Happy bedtime to all who celebrate

at any given time you could be giving me all your love and attention so why aren’t u? just something to think about

My toxic trait is convincing myself I need 7 tops for a 2 day trip

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm

well well well ... if it isn't my tummy hurting once again ...

Calling peoples opinions of me “fan theories”

babe you’re looking a little dehydrated. have you had enough diet coke today?

“r u dumb???” Is my favorite thing to say when I’m arguing

I need a little sweet treat or I’ll die

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have “house shoes”

idk how to explain that yes i’m always on my phone but no, i did not see your text

When I say I have that dog in me, this is what I mean

More people should react in a way that aligns with my expectations. Just something I’ve noticed

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death.

i love the concept of being somebody's peace, but unfortunately i'm insane

another day of logging on to this website and learning something new about that woman and her football man against my will

Joke’s on you, I don’t know how to make a long story short

dry january unless someone invites me out