y’all think i’m joking when i say the high school musical trilogy is the best musical of all time but i’m really being so serious

It actually is 100% the government's job to make sure you are housed and fed. It is in society's best interest you are stable, educated, and healthy.

god blessed the broken road that led me straight to you

2016 nostalgia is a lot like 2001 nostalgia in that there is one very specific month in which it Stops.

taking pictures of steve in a backwards hat like im at a concert

A lot of friendship is texting each other “it’s over for me” and then the other person being like “girl be serious” and then you get a drink or go to the movies or something. It’s great

disco occasionally

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“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum

Ahead of Wuthering Heights I shall restate my established ACLU-ish position on Emerald Fennell: I may not approve of what she does but I’ll fight for her right to do it

My dentist & her hygienists were talking about some guy commenting awful stuff on an online seminar while they were filling my cavities, so I started mumbling this soliloquy to them through the laughing gas x.com/i/status/20186…

getting older doesn’t happen the way you think it will. one day you just wake up and think oh my god, my purse is way too small. I need a bigger bag. I need to take a gigantic purse with me everywhere I go. I need room for my hand cream

Everybody roasting Maura but unfortunately for myself if Rob walked in wearing his finest overalls he would’ve been able to play me like a fiddle too

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

pastry doesn’t need protein it has an even better thing called Gives Me the Will to Carry On

me watching scandal in high school

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

“im just a go-with-the-flow type of guy” ok well i am looking for a man who could lead a small nation through a minor crisis