“ so you want to punch me in the face? I can’t believe you’d ever hate clowns. „ He teased, rolling his eyes slightly. The clown ate the nugget, nodding in approval. “ it’s great. „ He smiled, holding his hand out for another nugget.

“ like solar panels? Are you drunk? „ He teased, laughing at her dumb idea. He ate the other nugget before shuffling over a bit, laying his head in her lap. “ that’s a great idea, but how? „

He reached a hand up, gently smacking her. The clown gave a soft chuckle, shaking his head at the others idea. “ we are not shoving solar panels up our asses. „

“ you want to glue and tape shit to our asses? Dumbass. . . „ He grinned, looking up at her before rolling his eyes. He loved to tease her, most likely because she’d tease him back. Jack stole a few more nuggets before flipping her off once more.

“ gladly, bend over. I’ll get the coffee. „ He grinned, eating a few of the nuggets he had stolen from her. The clown grabbed her wrist, putting it back on his head. “ do that shit you were doing with my hair again, that felt like God himself came down and fucked me. “

“ I’m telling you! „ Jack shook his head before melting into her touch. It was nice, he had never been held like that. He had never even had his hair played with. It sounds pitiful, but he enjoyed it a lot. “ like Jesus himself came in my mouth. „

We know.

He rolled his eyes, letting out a small chuckle at her statement. “ don’t ask. „ He rolled his eyes playfully. Jack then grabbing her free hand, intertwining his fingers with hers. “ So, What do you want to do? „ He spoke, leaning his head into her hand a bit more.

“ yeah, I wouldn’t mind. „ He gave her a smile, giving her hand a small squeeze back. “ I’ve never cuddled with anyone, though. „ He muttered, a bit hesitant to say it. The clown shifting a bit in her lap after a second.

“ I don’t know — just c’mere. „ The clown huffed, holding his arms out for her. He waited until she was in his arms, starting to play with her hair. “ you’re so sweet. „ He muttered.

“ no, you shut it. „ He teased, his hands tangled in her hair. The clown watched her for a moment, shaking his head after a second. “ I’m not sweet, I eat children. You’re sweet, D. You’re kind. „ He muttered.

“ at least you don’t eat kids. „ The clown rolled his eyes, leaning into Diana’s touch after a moment. He moved his hand down, starting to rub her back. “ I could make you shut it if I wanted to. „ He grinned, shaking his head after a second.

“ I hate you. „ He rolled his eyes teasingly, hesitating before placing a small kiss on her head. The clown felt his face heat up a bit, quickly trying to change the subject. “ so um. . . Do you want any chips or anything? „

“ uh. . . I didn’t know what kind you liked so I just got the classic flavor. „ He muttered, going to sit up. The clown scratched her head for a second before moving her off of his lap. “ do you want them? Is there anything else you want? „

“ oh fuck off, Salt and vinegar chips aren’t t h a t bad. „ He rolled his eyes, getting the chips and throwing them to her. He then went back to the couch, laying back down. This time he laid on top of her.

“ probably, they taste like ass. „ He grinned, burying his face into her stomach. “ now shut the hell up. „ He reached up taking a chip from out of the bag.

🍭 ooc: Apologies for not replying in a while, I’ve been in a bad state mentally and needed some time to myself.

The clown rolled his eyes before burying his head deeper into her stomach. He put his hands on her sides, caressing them gently. “ you’re evil. „ He teased.

Yeah that happens, you should probably get used to it.

Yeah, I guess so.