It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on christmas

My ideal dating scenario would be that there is no label and I don’t see anyone else and they don’t see anyone else and we only hang out when we are bored which I think is a situationship so I am a part of the problem I’m sorry

UPS, FedEx, and Amazon

spotify wrapped be like yeah here’s the song you almost killed yourself to in february

go ahead and jump in the hotdog water since u wanna act like a weenie

no that’s not a thirst trap, that’s a historical record of how hot i am in my 20s

if you really loved me you'd hit me with your car

some of y'all brains just up there for decoration huh

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

2026 is my cocky year. the bitch is back

asking the guy i’ve been crazy towards if he thinks i’ve been crazy

i be sad for 23 minutes then im back to pimpin cause who tf

"can you turn the fan off"

i’m the type to close the elevator because i wanna ride alone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good

i firmly believe in NOT answering the phone or texting bck if i don’t have the mental capacity or energy to talk. idc who it is!

First of all, ew Second of all, ew

Gym

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out