i literally always get what i want

i need surgery it doesn't matter what kind

SODA!!!!!!!!!!!

you all want to take advantage of me

it takes me 14 hours to turn in one assignment

saying yes to everything from now on

it's hump day 😎

do you got a cigarette and a goddamn lighter

i haven't thanked elon musk enough for completely ruining this app

not everything needs to be liked and retweeted

i ate like an absolute pig today

i will do anything for power wealth and fame

all i’ve ever wanted was attention on the internet

Mwahahahaa

adderall should be sold in vending machines

i loveeee lying so much

'pineapple'

damn shawty that's a lot of diagnoses

My Chemical Retard

the whole world will clap when libsoftiktok finally dies