Lil Nas X really choose violence on a Holy Sunday..... as he should 😂😂

Finally got 5G.

“are you ok?” no i don’t have generational wealth

baby you gone do whatever i tell you to do

remember early pandemic when there were infographics on how to wash your hands

Ever since I learned about the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon, I've started seeing it everywhere.

ok look i have a 12 pack, well now 11 because my feet got cold. y’all have to find a way to split the rest im sorry

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

Just know this was years in the making. My new album The Off-Season available everywhere 5/14

fox news is right, i received $1400 once and decided to never work again. why? to ruin the economy of course

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

Well I went out there into the world and I can definitely see the appeal but it's not for me!

Gots to see it through my boy.

I am personally strongly in favor of billionaires launching themselves into space *finds out they get to come back* Well that sucks

How I’m tryna pay back my student loan but they not listening

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wth is stressing you my G ?!?!?

🌧 good morning! 🌧. Um, I was a bit overserved last night…. 🥴