eclipse this, eclipse that — how about you watch one of the 135 clips i DMed you while you were at work

me opening the nyt connections today

lee ann womack in 2000:

need a gay weather app that gives forecasts like
- sun and breeze teaming up for a joint slay today
- not this humidity!!
- it's giving rain
- clear skies... sun shidded in the mother toilet
- flash flood?? diva... you're not in trouble boots...
- air quality index flopping…

this is actually taylor swift on the eras tour stage singing delicate. hope this helps ❤️

fwiw everything that’s been said under the pretense of “no homo” has been homo

you don’t understand what it was like to grow up gay in the 2000s… we’d see shit like this and people would be like “she’s not gay she’s just CHILL! she’s a COOL CHILL TOMBOY GIRLIE WITH A BF!! and then you’d be like “ohhh i’m not a lesbian, i’m just mad chill!!” the gaslighting

lemme get limp bizkit covering sour candy. papa roach singing born this way

Glyke (gleek dyke)

her ass knows where kate middleton is

love lies bleeding round 2

the songs i just fast forwarded through in the eras tour would have some of you calling the police

sometimes Late Afternoon Me thinks about Morning Me who got to have a sweet little iced coffee and i get jealous of her. bitch

and my eyes see oppenheimer

me, huge virgin, hitting on a girl who loves dune: yeah, i know what arrakis… i’m lookin at a huge one now

holy war this, lady jessica that… the way lady jessica war those robes was holy. it be dune things 2 me

“last night was fucked up” — me texting my friends in my 20s after consuming numerous substances, staying up all night, nobody knows where sarah is

“last night was fucked up” — me texting my friends in my 30s after we all got dessert

liked too many dune tweets and ended up on men film twitter. can’t explain it but they talk about movies the same way they talk about sydney sweeney. why can’t you guys say you like something without making me feel like i’m in a Saw trap

we are witnessing the anne hathafication of bradley cooper

make them all lesbians