I wish I had the time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.

me at 26: i am a hideous troll me at 28: *looking at a picture of myself at 26* wow what beauty i once possessed but i wasted it because now i am a hideous troll me at 30: *looking at a picture of myself at 28* guys, you're not gonna believe this,

2020

This kid and his senior dog are having the best summer ever (wait til he sings her a lullaby to fall asleep) ❤️❤️❤️

Stop saying your vote don’t count. They wouldn’t try to suppress if it didn’t!! #VOTEVOTEVOTE

The NBA and its players’ union announced a plan to use arenas as election polling places as part of a deal to resume the playoffs on Saturday. nyti.ms/3joZp84

It's still okay.

Can you believe it's been 15 years since Hurricane Rita? Rita's devastating traffic jam will forever be an important part of this city's history. It improved evacuation plans and changed the way big cities prepare for storms

I'm crying

All of us are responsible for the communications we make, for the information we share, for the control that we can exert over fake news by exposing it. All of us are to be witnesses of the truth. #SaferInternetDay

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me: {*NSYNC voice} it’s gonna be me narrator: it was not her

Why aren't cozy book nooks standard in all homes?

sir, a third wife has left the sister wives guy

Ever wanted to take a lap around Houston?

This was a tough way for me to find out i am old

Sir, a second Tom has hooked up with Raquel #PumpRules

Congrats Addison Engle , Ashley Parkinson , Melanie Lagor , Quadakait and Layla Nguyen for being named 1st Team All District!! @LethalSoccer TASCO The 50/50 Podcast ⚽️🎙 Dawson Eagles Pearland ISD Athletics Department #Dawsonpride