Balderdash
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I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door,
the layers of nuance caught their eyes,
the day I won The Turner Prize.
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He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]trouteyes
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Music, architecture, photography, design etc. Sharing my concert photos taken in Birmingham in 81/82 (hence the name). Plus other stuff I've hoardedBuckers
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