I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY
I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY
I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY
I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY
I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY

I’m trying to resist

When even your relaxing oil burner can’t cope with the futility of existence

Coldplay are incredibly tight, well rehearsed and have some absolute bangers in their back catalogue

There, I've said it

For a joke to work there has to be some truth to it. Smearing the Cass report as far-right, a room full of young, trendy, presumably left-wing people went ‘Nah’.

Ironically, this revealed a more profound truth; it’s over. Thanks Joe Lycett.

65 year old Phil Daniels, still absolutely fucking nailing Parklife

A song that just wouldn't work without him #60Songs

I feel like Indiana Jones finally laying hands on the Grail.
This is the platonic ideal of a trans activist post.

Anime girl avatar✔️
Threatening masked man✔️
Complaint that women are speaking ✔️
Aspirational anarchist✔️
'TERFs' ✔️
'I ain't reading all that' ✔️

Bravo, sir. 🏆

Leeds

Why would I leave?

'London needs another elite cricketing facility' is, at a time when most provincial counties are struggling to stop the roof falling in, the most tone deaf statement of the day by some distance

Danny Dyer dropping a bad swear on Channel 4?

Fetch the fucking meme

Anything from 'Yesterday'

Excellent that the Stone Roses performance they picked for this BBC Two thing is the one that only lasted 30 seconds

I am 9 days younger than Kylie Minogue

She clearly didn't have the same hard paper round I did

'If I were a sculptor, but then again, no...'

Elton John realising he can't find a rhyme for sculptor

The taped backing vocals on that TV Centre live version of Crazy In Love were really doing most of the heavy lifting, weren't they?

Tell me you're a sex-trafficking paedophile, without telling me you're a sex-trafficking paedophile

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Rozi the cheetah having a relaxing #Caturday in her hammock!

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