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Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section

everyone please keep my 15 yo in your thoughts and prayers today. Because of a plumbing issue that isn't fixed yet, he has to walk about 20 steps further to the next closest bathroom from his room. He is "sick of this crap".

My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don’t know

Looks like it’s time to find a friend with benefits* *backyard chickens

nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like picking up your trash. It's more meaningful than gas station flowers and proves you're less messy than their ex

Thirty-two years together and you still take my breath away. Happy Valentine’s Day, Michelle Obama!

Around 12pm today, three men dressed in DOGE shirts and MAGA hats entered various offices at San Francisco City Hall, demanding that employees turn over digital information related to alleged wasteful government spending and fraud. The employees refused their requests, and called

Just wanted to say that Trump is a traitorous, Putin-loving dipshit! Goes double for Elon!

Jay J. Men with jobs in EMS, healthcare, the fire service, etc are pretty open about it. It’s uncontroversial in fields with high suicide rates. You either talk to someone or risk becoming a statistic. If someone thinks less of me for it, that doesn’t affect me at all.

Thank you for your support.

I am grateful to His Majesty King Charles III for the audience. 🇺🇦🇬🇧

I did not fake my death for this

anyways MLB we’d like to offer you a free Duolingo Max subscription

I’m sorry, you don’t get to say “No one is above the law” when you work for a president found guilty of 34 felonies.

I’ll remember this moment when cancer is eating Trump and I struggle without success to find some grace and pity for him.

Centaurs, if real, would possess numerous redundant organs.

I'm not saying What to Expect When You're Expecting isn't a great book. I'm just saying it could benefit from a chapter on cocktail recipes.

You’re legally allowed to physically fight anyone who says “hot enough for ya”

One of the main things dads who wake up at 4:30 AM do is mention that they woke up at 4:30.

I just saw this video of JD Vance “running” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂