also rape: please please please have sex with me, do you not love me?

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

the way I'm holding onto the memory of my birthday is the only thing keeping me sane rn. Ppl in my life are really so thoughtful and attentive and caring ☹️☹️☹️

when i say i like nerds i mean actual intelligent men who can solve problems and not losers obsessed with harry potter

Жінки не хочуть щоб їх нонстоп трогали за сіську піську як тільки вони оголяються. Жінки хочуть чуттєвих обіймів, щоб їх погладили по голові і поцьомали в чоло. Ось що сексуально (сексуально але не значить, що після цього треба пропонувати свій член, тільки зіпсуєте всьо)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

giving up on love

sometimes i think i want to get high but then i get high and remember that what i really want is to be loved

mommy talk, i shut up abi how mavo talk am

it's time for my biweekly panic over the trajectory of my life/career

things you can burn to reduce stress: - marijuana - pedophiles - sage - racists - lavender - patriarchy - rosemary - capitalism

i HATE that everything makes me cry. this crybaby business is so euughhhh

ah mummy maria ke??

scarcity mindset

Nevermind. There's so much more to life than waiting to be chosen. I will bathe in my own Sunlight

I need 500k at the moment for Food display warmer.. I need customers in Abuja. I make Northern dishes and snacks in Abuja… I try my best, but I’m struggling to get orders. If you see this post, and you’re in Abuja Please be my customer 🫶🥺 ©️

wow 7hrs of sleep feels so good, let me add more 🤭