Greengrass from Heartbeat has been named UK's second sexiest man of 2024.

Had a rant about the crooked Tory party on #LateNightLycett Joe Lycett jack rooke 👋
WHERE HAS ALL THE MONEY GONE?

'Earlier in the year they'd been in power for 5,000 days since David Cameron became Prime Minister.. I calculated how much they have added to the national debt..

Sgwd Einion Gam, Waterfall Country.

JK Rowling: What’s that?

Sunglass Hut Employee: Transitional lenses

JKR: *spits out her coffee* They’re fucking WHAT

Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab. While he's having a smoke and he’s also a crab.

We have had another week in which the catastrophic state of this country has been brutally expose and another week that shows this government's only priority is to divide and stir up the culture wars

A frustrating 🧵

Penny to a pinch of shit that all men who demonise clits are the ones who cannot find em.

The Daily Mail has now published more than 80 articles on Angela Rayner selling a former council house. And none on the four Tory MPs who made profits of £5.4m selling second homes subsidised by parliamentary expenses.

The Tories have decided that universities 'create' Labour voters and/or woke leftists and that basically drives what they're spewing out about higher education. Same as with council housing in the past

What would Tory Partygate loser #SexistShaun Bailey say?

Me - old bird in a plastic dress about to talk politics

#SexistShaun : You can't do both

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Hunt is right, Labour will put up taxes.

They will put up the taxes on the Non-Doms.

They will put up the taxes on private schools.

They will put up the taxes on Oil and Gas companies.

They will put up the taxes on water companies spilling sewage.

Good. #VoteLabour

Proper 'burn to the ground and salt the earth' stuff.

If Sunak goes ahead with this, having been explicitly warned about the damage, why shouldn't he be prosecuted for Misconduct in Public Office?

Our unelected Prime Minister is now officially richer than our unelected King.

British democracy 🇬🇧

I swear these cunts think Sadiq Khan is batman.

One day soon, I will sit at a pavement cafe with a pint bottle of wine & a glass of cryptosporidium-riddled tap water, with not a single rainbow lanyard to be seen, and ruefully wonder how I could have written a book claiming the country has been rendered ridiculous & diminished.