Also true of date nights.

My beautiful ball of fur just glanced at me mournfully, like she's Rose on a sinking Titanic and gave a little sigh before hopping off the sofa like she walking the green mile, when she is in fact a spoiled freeloading diva that spends her time licking her arse in my face

I am 38 years old and I've been fitness guilt tripped by this dude for almost my entire life.

Show this poll some love!

The Reclaim candidate (Lozza) was too thick to fill in the form to register to run for the post, so now they want it scrapping 😆

The ministerial code says all announcements of new policy should be made to parliament first. Parliament is sitting today. Why is Sunak making his announcement on sick notes outside parliament? He’s breaking his own ministerial code.

At this point, news could reveal Harold Shipman did not in fact die and is presently sitting as a Tory MP.

And it would be utterly believable.

I wish the Conservative party would space their scandals out a bit - keeping track of them is practically a full time job.
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JFC, Lloyd Evans is creepy as hell.

How the hell did The Spectator think this was fit to publish?

Yeah the shopping trolley looks really on board with your ideas Sooz.

The wider UK now has the benefit of understanding what the people of Wales have known for some time.

David TC Davies is the type of moronic prick that gives 5p to a homeless person and asks for change.

After letting Conservative peer Lord Jackson talk about the Mark Menzies scandal Jo Coburn tries to move on without letting Chris Bryant have his say but he isn’t letting her get away with it.
#PoliticsLive
#bbcqt

“and on tonight’s #bbcqt I’ll be doing some desperate false equivalence between Angela Rayner’s 12p council tax bill from 1994 and the entire Tory party getting sacked for corruption, racism, sex pestery and er pretending to be kidnapped by some bad men”

Richard Tice is laughed at by the Question Time audience for suggesting the world was safer when Donald Trump was President.

#bbcqt

I will say exactly this til I'm blue in the face and my voice broken.

Vote. It matters.

Personally hope a healthy number of Brexiters get food poisoning.

Facts don't learn 'em. Perhaps blowing chunks will.

This is real.

Sunak's even getting tetchy in parliamentary questions now.