The Extreme Weather Report, September 19, 2024: This is your weather on fossil fuels.

Undoubtedly Mr Wirtz himself.

What exactly is Farage's "real life experience"? Posh cunt went from a posh school to banking. He thinks that resonates with the working class?

Does anyone really think Arsenal will win this? #ChampionsLeague

None of these people seem to understand that corporate boxes have outside seats in front of them.

Maybe Robert Jenrick's creepy psychotic identity is threatened by "immigration & woke culture" but English identity? Nah.

Wonder how street tough Diddy is feeling this morning. Nice friendly chat with his fellow gangsters over some boiled spuds maybe? 😀

Ooh, exciting. Will you be inciting more riots? Nigel Farage MP #FarageRiots

Wonder if Eddie can go to work on Vlachodimos & turn him into a striker... #NUFC

Maybe one day Good Morning Britain will platform an expert with knowledge, rather than this constant stream of dark-money culture war cunts.

Oliver Stirling Good Morning Britain They're a fucking disgrace #gmb

Fixing our broken economy without ditching Boris Johnson's Hard Brexit is like paddling upstream without using your paddle. Labour needs to stop putting its party political interest before the public interest. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Remember when Aston Villa "supporter" David Cameron got confused about which team he's pretends to like because West Ham play in similar colours.

Lee Anderson says Mayor Khan has "given away our capital city". To whom, Lee? Or would going into detail give the game away... #DogWhistle Lee Anderson MP

If by "absolutely insane" you mean scenes reminiscent of 1980s gameshows.

Dear Keir, UK media has shown you it isn't balanced & intends to hammer you at every opportunity. So, why not stop trying to placate them & do the right thing? Declare an intention to rejoin the single market. Our economy needs it. Do what you were elected to do. Keir Starmer

Lee Anderson whines: 'If you don't like our history, our heritage, our culture, then clear off!' Literally everything he says is self-pity. A perennial victim. #ReformUK24

"Sissy". 😂 Calm down grandad. Have a nice cuppa & watch Last of the Summer Wine again.