I don't want to be a spoilsport, but before the police spend lots of time investigating breaches of electoral law, isn't the time limit for a prosecution under the Representation of the People Act 1983 one year from the date of the offence (see s.176(1))?

Paging: Francis Hoar

Liz Truss has written a book in order to prove she *is* as stupid as people think.

White Pastel de Nata

Michael Gove and Lord Houchen appear to be engaging in blatant fraud and corruption using the Teesworks Freeport.

Can we get a Police investigation of that?

Hey Angela Rayner 🌹 keep doing what you're doing.

I see there has been an ‘Angela Rayner smear’ bounce in the polls.

You're spouting shite created by conspiracy theorists. You're an easily-led child desperate for gravitas but without the IQ do achieve it.
You have my pity. So long.✌️

Evidence that 'highbrow' is essentially a meaningless word.

'Don't judge people by their appearance'
Fuck that. This bloated alcoholic is a lazy pig that should serve as a warning to other (saner) countries.

'Sorry sir, we won't be investigating your burglary as all our officers are currently busy placating the Daily fucking Mail'

Few bigger critics of Starmer than me, but this level of 'journalism' embarrasses UK politics.
Might as well announce 'where the Daily Mail leads, I follow.'

Never mind lads, you got the message out there. Mission accomplished.

Oliver Stirling He's not looking too well...I guess he's making a lot of those buses out of wine boxes these days, so does a lot of wine box emptying 🍷

Media nonentity Steve Miller issues 'come & get me' plea to GBNews.

Breaking. Low-IQ TV person expresses sorrow at predictable consequences of the austerity she supports.

Latest The Guardian cartoon

'Donnez moi un break, as they say in Quebec'
Bloated cunt recycling the shite jokes we've all heard a dozen times.

They're going to 'speed up the franchising process'.
So not exactly a fucking revolution. Just more uninspiring shite from a party utterly reliant on the unpopularity of the current govt.

Frenkie de Jong earns £618k a week at Barcelona. Which idiot signed that off?