If Meredith Marks has a million fans I'm one of them. If Meredith Marks has five fans I'm one of them. If Meredith Marks has one fan that one is me. If Meredith Marks has no fans then I'm no longer alive. If the world is against Meredith Marks then I am against the world

Me ordering a margarita in front of the mom to be 😭😭

Me at Christmas with my family this year

🥷:I like you,you are not like other girls Me:(the leader of other girls )

Being a hater is free and awesome!

i bet it’s annoying af to be posting on ur instagram story trying to get someone’s attention and just seeing my username within the first ten minutes instead

Teyana Taylor could run me over with her car and I’d say thank you

They are legit make-a-wish cops

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

The tummy out is killing me

Greg Bovino looks like all three members of Ed Edd and Eddy all at once

“This is not a game, Secretary.” “I'm Attorney General.” “My apologies, I couldn't tell.” Becca Balint just won the day. Last one out, turn off the lights.

and that’s just mine

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

Oh Delta you will always be that bitch

how i dance after 2 shots and a compliment