i love those tik toks where ppl “wear their clothes vs style their clothes” and the styling part they add like 3 other layers of clothing and the first part it’s just a T-shirt and jeans like noooooo shit these are going to look different they aren’t even the same outfit?

Nuggets win! Neat

what is the most fucked up book you’ve ever read because I’m currently reading the butterfly garden and I think it might take the cake

bartender at airport bar recognized me 😔😔😔😔

getting details from men is like pulling teeth out through their asshole. our friend was on a bachelor party and a guy got arrested so we obviously asked for details. “his dad handled it” ok but HOW. I need The Who, what, when, where, and why. MLA formatted essay submission plz

turkey primantis sandwich no tomato add jalapeños plllzzzz!!!!!

Women*

dude at the bar last night had the curb your enthusiasm mad happy collab hoodie on and I was foaming at the mouth and barking like a dog. Offered him 300 dollars for it but was turned down. I NEED it

larry davids mistress No bumpers no mercy

going bowling with my friends 5 year old son and he’s so excited. What he doesn’t know is that he’s about to get the fucking works

My TouchTunes won’t work this is actually my 9/11 I’m not kidding

Do we think my future husband will be weirded out when I tell him our first dance has to be to Lips of an Angel by Hinder

sloppy joes being at capacity is my 9/11

“And you said normal girls were boring but you were gone by the morning” like girl omg

WILLIAM PENN TAVERN GET ON YOUR FUCKING FEET

text thread with my friend and her father

Tested positive for fast passing the entire Science & Faith album by the Script at this local dive bar

larry davids mistress A tequila cowboy espresso martini would kill a Victorian child

larry davids mistress mac miller is dead and this is how im treated?

25 dollars for an espresso martini ????! This is Pittsburgh not Manhattan