Absurdity is the state assigning you The Grapes of Wrath at 16 and tear gassing you at 26 for understanding it.

You can give a man a fish and THEN teach him to fish, you know. And it's a lot easier to learn how to fish when you're not starving.

America has 1 political party with 2 marketing campaigns.

It’s hard to go to bed at a reasonable hour when you’re cool as hell

Taylor Swift is for the girlies who got a 4 on the AP Lit exam and work in marketing now.

the best sandwiches cost $11 dollars. as they get cheaper they become nasty, as they get more expensive they become foolish

Forbes 30 under 30? You mean Nepotism Wrapped?

Your suffering will end when you see why it began.

increasingly convinced that the world bends toward idealists who take bold action even when the odds are stacked against them rather than pragmatists who try to chart the best course before taking the first step

Editing your own writing is like when you’re at the opticians and they put a succession of lenses on you and keep asking, “Better or worse?”

sorry i missed your text i didn’t sign up to be in a society where i’m expected to be in constant communication with others

All existing ideologies of left and right are outdated and obsolete. Powerful sovereign forces coming from the individual and not from the masses are steadily rescripting life in new ways. You as an individual are called to redesign humanity and set fourth your own ideals.

We got to the “it’s actually completely fine to be out in wildfire smoke” part of the apocalypse so quickly.

Two kinds of people are happy in this world: self-realised souls with no interest in it, and complete fools.

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

“they’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens” is just the plot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show

If our only option is “obey the nameless masked men or die,” we do not live in a free country

The President of the United States flipping off an autoworker is a pretty good visual metaphor for this moment in history.

how fucking stupid is it that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing all our data to sell us ads.