LL Bean is short for Live, Laugh, Bean

spring pros: pretty much everything

spring cons: becoming harder to enjoy soup

the plan is to arrest everyone on the streets and then pay private prisons ten times what it would cost to house them.

my most unhinged t.swift take is that she’s going to hard launch twin babies in the fall.

oh you’re totally unhinged? go ahead and take other people’s money. no you don’t have to report it.

anyone ‘speaking’ in ‘tongues’ needs to be fucking 5150’d, not exempt from paying taxes.

if you need an AI girlfriend to say what a big strong boy you are just date your mom.

Gordan Ramsey be in them people restaurants sticking his hands in a bucket of expired chicken talkin about SMELL IT