This if f—-ing brilliant

I found this dude’s page. Bruh. He be SMACKIN the ball. He cut swinging on purpose here and look how far he hitting that joint

Alright if we’re talking great Conan bits… how about when the NBC drama went down and he knew he was walking away so he introduced increasingly expensive farewell characters

“These edibles ain’t shit”

*30 minutes later*

doing that thing again where I play roulette with Blade Runner and screenshot a bunch of random frames and they're all perfect and beautiful

I can't stop laughing at this image

im eating sandwiches you’ve never heard of in parks you’ve never been to

One of my favorite old Conan bits was when they'd let their show's graphic designer come out in a recliner and awkwardly rant about something extremely nerdy for two straight minutes.

Bruh who made this graphic

this one of the hardest pics ever

The only eclipse I've ever cared about.

Reminder:

[consoling a friend after a breakup]

HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her

ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate

Christian Vanderbrouk 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦 Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Con: LOL no...no not those views

Me: So....deregulation?

Con: Haha no not those views either

Me: Which views, exactly?

Con: Oh, you know the ones

we’ll just tell your mother that we ate the popcorn

'It's called Nightbitch, Liz. It's a horror thriller that follows a woman who is convinced she is turning into a dog'

“WE CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE TO DO WHAT’S RIGHT.”

Came home from work she said try this I almost clocked back in bruh🤦‍♂️