Setting up a massive screen outside the FCC and playing a loop of Jerry Stiller yelling “Del Boca Vista!!” until I am shot with a bean bag

Yo it’s gettin slippery like I’m steppin on bananas
Things are gettin hot like a vacation in Havana
I’m livin two lives feel like Hannah and Montana
Am I really gonna be king of this African savanna?

(Music stops, slow pan across expansive plain)

Jerry: Kramer, you push the envelope. You’re a man on the fringe. What should I do about woke?

Kramer: OooOohhh, you gotta say it buddy *finger guns and a click*

Jerry: You mean….it?

Kramer: You better believe it, Jerry. *he slaps the counter* IT!!

If Jerry Seinfeld really meant this garbage he’d have brought Michael Richards on that show with him

Alright, garden year number two is underway. Flattened out the beds, soil is a mix of turned soil, a year’s worth of compost and only one bag of raised bed mix.

Do these people not remember what high school students are like? They’re going to roast Aristotle’s hologram and try to get it to say slurs

You could never make my movie about the creation of pop tarts, which releases in five days, today because of woke

I am Mufasa and
I am a lion friend
Democratically elected as the king and I am african
My ears and paws may be bigger than rocks
But I got a lot of pride from my tail to my…

*Pumba yelling* This guy’s going places!!

Dipping the corner of a Primanti’s capicola sandwich in the Allegheny

Certain types of weed should still be illegal at a Schedule 1 level

I know that’s right

You tried to get a penis reduction surgery so you could be “more korean”