“Not me entering my Snitch Era!” 😭

Interesting in the, “Rashomon is about a rape but most people say it’s about truth” sense but the point of the show is that Walt’s evil and sometimes evil people are rapists 🤷‍♂️

I’m watching last week’s Elsbeth and they have the most stereotypical Zoomer person involved with a murder. With some awful dialogue “You’re math’s not mathing” “you unalived him” “ok, boomer” “it’s giving-“ OK, we get it

There’s not enough money and she was listing ideas for funding since our Governor is determined not to build housing or tax millionaires where is the poor choice of words exactly

this is gonna be club chalamet on her space tonight

Fuck Marshfield. Fuck Milton. Fuck the State for allowing this shit to continue

I love the way she says, “sorry, sorry” before happily continuing to knit seatbelts

Don’t need to pay for maintenance when it suddenly bursts into flames mid-trip

How long before she blames drugs again

Two failures maximizing their joint flop:

This is why Cranston was chosen as the hometown of the Dumb & Dumber guys

Politician: “I’m not going to make anything political”

So you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack?

This is just like the time when I wore my Taco Bell shirt in McDonalds

Took a sick day yesterday and apparently the place did go to shit because I wasn't here which is super nice and a healthy way for jobs to be!

Whenever a chart like this drops I remember that the people who make insulin could charge any price they wanted for any reason & that's basically how a lot of people make money here

Why are they making those faces like Pacino is about to punch Downton Abbey?

Old people in those Early 2000s Boost Mobile commercials