so funny we have to keep getting updates on j.k. rowling's stagnant transphobia as if she's a current figure of note. imagine if every week the wsj had an article reconfirming that the baha men wanna bring back the r word

why do billionaires have the dumbest fucking hobbies

a solar eclipse and a tree is like “aw man I was eating that”

idk what the big deal is i’ve not seen the sun lots of times

peach walking in on her husband cheating with the landlord

I believe that 1/3rd of the twin population is actually living as their sibling and don’t know it. Like they got switched during bath time and never went back.

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Walter (clart) 🍅🍅🍅 did this in 2019

imagining a basketball ref losing their whistle and having to play the harmonica everytime they call a foul

Credit: Elvish Cartoons

spiderman’s prolly like “i was blasting ropes all over town aunt may” and she’s like “peter dear don’t say it like that”

Here's a video from last week's episode where brent pitches me and Kate on his new movie idea...

Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks someone else being trans negatively impacts her in some way.

got too high last night and accidentally made a masterpiece

Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

am just learning that “fear is the mind killer” is from dune and not just something boomhauer said

going to the beach to make a HOLLYWOOD style “tosTiTos” sign: trip 1

Some clown commented on my wife’s tik tok that she and my son are holding me back from winning majors. I guess he hasn’t seen my record before having a kid. It’s even worse! Moral of the story, it’s all my wife’s fault she’s been here for all of them

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