Watching SpongeBob as a kid: Patrick what da hell

Watching SpongeBob as an adult: oh my god I owe so many people so much money oh my god no nono I wish I could press a button and it would all be over im too much of a coward to do it any other way but if there was just a button

Last night I dreamt I was at a beach with my grandfather. He was my age. We embraced for what seemed like an eternity and then he took a picture of JJ McCarthy out of his pocket and peed and crapped on it and stabbed it with a knife and lit it on fire.What was he trying to say..

This episode asks the question age old question: would you let your girlfriend cheat on you if the guy she was going to cheat on you with was really good at bowling

Another perfect episode of boyfriend girlfriend podcast

congrats Denver Broncos

spent the last 5 years with Carson Lund writing and filming a love letter to baseball and today I’m delighted to announce it got into Cannes. Time to teach those euros what a balk is

My sweet angel Nate Nate Fisher wrote a baseball movie that got into Cannes. absolutely the coolest thing that anyone has ever done

EEPHUS de/by Carson Lund – premier long métrage / first feature film

New episode out - discussing burgers, manipulation😍, whether or not will is allowed to keep doing zyns once the baby comes, cookies,

How can I come back from this #chess

Basically the pod cast

Episode 7 out now

(after being introduced to a guy that kinda looks and talks like me)

Yeah, Kev is cool I guess.. i can’t put my finger on it but I wanna shoot him in the head

walked into the bathroom to find a bunch of guys wearing t shirts with my face on them that said Worst Pisser. Then they chanted Overrated at me as I pissed all over the seat

(Watching Steph curry a boy make a 3) let’s go

(Watching Caitlyn Clark a girl make a 3) let’s go

(Watching ol ennis mcclary who’s family owns the feed store by the creek make a 3) Ennis you still owes my Pa a horse

(Watching a new born deer take its first steps) this shit sucks get this out of my face

(Watching a monster truck run over a guy) Beauty is I am the beholder

Episode 280: Will Sennett (Will Sennett) & Helena (@freshhel) v. Matt Rife. It's two guests for the price of one (which is still free!). Very funny!

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Spotify: spoti.fi/4cGuoco
YouTube: bit.ly/helenaandwill
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