Cramming a band's whole discography just hours before a concert just in case they stop the show and start quizzing me

For the best of the best, we'd like to introduce you to Sumo- our talent management agency.

Select Metafy Pro users will get the opportunity to secure more sponsorships, brand deals, and even equity in the company.

Safe to say ya boy done came up

Check out Metafy.gg/Pro to see what I’ve been working on (start on day 1)

You used to have to watch Wishbone if you wanted to see a little dog in various period-specific outfits. But now with AI you can see how it would have looked if it was drawn by a person who sucks.

Woke culture is out of control (I am being prosecuted for tax fraud)

[2010]

Guy in my Dorm: Who do you listen to?

Me: Death Cab, The Killers, The Knife, Massive Attack,

Guy in my Dorm: Wow that sounds pretty hardcore.

Me: Yeah, it is

Men only want one thing and it’s Mark Knopfler guitar solo videos

Sick of this shit

Damn girl are you from Tennessee? I’m familiar with their accent and I notice a lot of similarities in your diction

this is the only way the crusher machine will let them feed it

We want EVERYBODY with skill and passion to be able to make money in gaming, so shortly after the Metafy Pro release we'll be launching Guides - Written or Video content you can release yourself through Metafy.

Calling in sick cuz I got the zoomies and gave myself a concussion

when i die i want hotdog rollers installed in my casket so i'm just slowly rotating throughout the funeral

You can be coached by a professional fire spinner on Metafy 🔥

I'm serious. He was on America's Got Talent.

We made a new and improved app for our Experts!

I know, we already had an app. But it's way better now.