Draconacticus 🏴☠️ 🐝
@Draconacticus
Opinionated twat, potty mouth, inventor, environmentalist, husband, dad, secularist, martial artist, lapsed pagan, poet, b3tan, prophet & rock music aficionado.
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27-07-2009 16:12:22
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Fesshole 🧻
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Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjIJames O'Brien
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@MarinaPurkiss
I’m not always having a go at this Govt…sometimes I’m sleeping | Political Commentator & Podcaster | @jeremyvineon5 | @skynews | @lbc | @thetrawlpodcastListen, Clive… 😡🗯
@anon_opin
Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Edited by @robmanuelJo Maugham
@JolyonMaugham
Director @GoodLawProject. Barrister. Live your values. Fight the power. Keep the receipts. He/him.Parody Rishi Sunak
@Parody_PM
Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with £730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee – feel free to buy me one here ⬇️GET TORIES DONE - GENERAL ELECTION NOW!
@snb19692
SODEM. Fighting for our future. #ProportionRepresentation #ToriesOut. To help keep us going: https://t.co/E0IohD1SaN…Otto English
@Otto_English
Born Andrew Scott. Aggravating entity. Author of Fake History. Fake Heroes out 25 May. Representation @pew_literaryRob Manuel 🍳
@robmanuel
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@KathyBurke
Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. pic by Nancy fancy pants. work enquires: [email protected]Susie Dent
@susie_dent
That woman in Dictionary Corner. Guide Dogs Ambassador. Podcast: Something Rhymes with Purple.Cold War Steve
@coldwarsteve
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@mrhenrymorris
🇬🇧Retired Conservative MP I write funny things. The Diary of a Secret Royal is out now - https://t.co/Pkd8JIjWHN Rep @litagencygmcDavid Baddiel
@Baddiel
JewLaura Kuenssberg beyond parody
@LKTranslator
The UK's finest journalist. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody. Follow my Substack 👇 https://t.co/au2aBU2YrGMarie-Ann Detests Tories 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇬🇧
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Brexit is madness. Tories are psychopaths. Johnson is a c***!Lady 🐝 Bee 🐝 Middlemast-Neal #FuckYouBigots
@Mistyswoman
@[email protected] Married, socialist, humanist, 'mostly harmless', Cis woman #LGBTQ+ ally Save 🐝 The opposite of 'woke' is 'cunt'. Don't be a cunt.Caroline Lucas
@CarolineLucas
Green MP for Brighton Pavilion, former leader & co-leader @TheGreenParty, Mum of 2. Published & promoted by Caroline Lucas, Green Party, c/o PO Box 78066 LondonJonathan Pie
@JonathanPieNews
Jonathan Pie is a news reporter https://t.co/0AQ0lNiSvD… WEBSITE: https://t.co/ete9uc4BML Enquiries to [email protected]Dr Sarah Myhill
@MyhillNews
Pls do not use to report health concerns.Detailed questions about Dr Myhill's protocols not answered.Staffed by Craig Robinson on a voluntary basisRRSchünemann
@RRSchunemann
Remoaner with a penchant for calling out Climate Change deniers and political idiocy. Sex adverts will be blocked. No DM, please.Helen Branswell 🇨🇦
@HelenBranswell
I cover infectious diseases @statnews. 2020 Polk winner. Nieman '11. She/her. #H5N2 #birdflu #Covid #polio #flu, #RSV. I have not paid for a blue checkmark.Tom Peacock
@PeacockFlu
Virologist. Viruses, Influenza, Coronaviruses and SARS-CoV-2. Typos are intenitonal. Fellow at @Pirbright_Inst and @ImperialInfectMichael Worobey
@MichaelWorobey
Viruses. Pandemics. Professor and Head of Ecology and Evolutionary Biology at the University of Arizona. Tweets mine.Rick Bright
@RickABright
Practical, Innovative, Hyper-focused on saving lives. Immunologist, Virologist, Pandemic Nemesis. Posts are mine.Chorlton Cheesemongers
@ChorltonCheese1
Manchester Food & Drink Retailer of the Year 2022. Cheesemongers sourcing the best farmhouse and artisan cheeses from around Britain and Ireland.louise
@louised4379
Mum, gin lover, book reader , music lover 🎶🍸📚🏴Prof. Eliot Jacobson
@EliotJacobson
Retired professor of mathematics and computer science, author of 4 books: 3 on casino games & 1 poetry book. Now I volunteer, walk a lot & feed local critters.Her Royal Heinous ☘️🔴⚪️
@HerRoyalHeinous
Once ruled Nicaragua for 36 hours Astrologer & Reiki Therapist to Malcolm Tucker Creator of Talcum X No Fascism in My Feminism #NFFC 🔴⚪️🏹🌳 WriterDizzyDee☮️🟧🇺🇸
@DizzyDees
Proud Independent who is now a registered Democrat BLM I am married, love my animals and nature DMs will be 🚫 #NeverForget #BlueCrew Born in Detroit City.Timothy Arundell
@Timarry
Music, Football and Walking Football, Socialist, Hate bullies of any kind, Love Comedy. Goodbye Rishi. CTID. 🐅🧡🖤🕳️ I'M W⭕️KE ₲REGG 🕳️
@mike00m
FK THE FAR RIGHT, THEY'RE FKN CLOWN SHOES! WOKE AFnorthern monkey
@stephaniemain2
Only here for a giggle, my tweets are no reflection of my real life. Lots of Memes, Nostalgia & Banter. Do no harm but take no shit! Don't be a dick! NO DMs🥰🩷Tim B
@queBurro
Bald; Latino music; Erdős:4 - probably; ROS; Socialist (unsure, but generally pro Starmer). Views my own.Lord Beestonia🐝
@Beeestonia
Hyperlocal overlord. Journo / Creative Writing lecturer; Ex Comms Nottm @nottmcityoflit; made Beeston Great Again with @TheBeestonian/Beestonia. Book=unwritten.Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office
@FCDOGovUK
We lead the UK’s work internationally, promoting the UK overseas, defending our security, projecting our values, reducing poverty and tackling global challengesAccidental Partridge
@AccidentalP
🏆 - Stuff Magazine's 'Tweeter of the Year' - 2013.Ina
@thatcymraes
Demonic burrow crawler. Smells mildly of optimism. Probably irritating to fuck. Evil Leftwaffe twat. Can cause minor rectal irritation. Results may vary.Dr. Caitlyn Brinkman-Schwartz
@CaitlynBBS
Tutor at Oxford University. Cross-disciplinary interests in Medieval Irish literature and 19th/20th c. nationalism. Also: insurgency, identity, epic, romance.Neil Sanders
@NeilSandersMC
Mind Control is a documented fact. The control of the actions and emotions of an unsuspecting victim has been a reality since at least the 1950's.Brent Lee
@BrentLeeSDCIC
''That ex conspiracy theorist tosser'' Likes long walks down the grassy knoll, spelunking rabbit holes & chasing chemtrails. Host: @somedarepodcast & MSM shill.Bellingcat
@bellingcat
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@thesundaysport
'We will continue to be your single source of truth. Unless you hear it from us, it is not the truth.' To read the paper online click https://t.co/hjDvC8Y0fWFarehamMPWatch
@FarehamMPWatch
Non-party political group of constituents, concerned by Suella Braverman's lack of understanding of,& action on, the climate crisis & other environmental issuesMollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd༄🇳🇿 𝐍𝐢𝐤𝐢 🇳🇿༄
@Niki44
🥝 Kiwi in the UK. Mumma, Family, Friends, Sport, Music, Happy, Sweary, Ranty, Wine. Storm in a hurricane glass. Single, just saying…Department for Energy Security and Net Zero
@energygovuk
Empowering our energy security: we’re leading the technological charge towards energy sovereignty with more home grown, cleaner energy.Jacob Rees-Mogg
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Member of Parliament for North East Somerset. Promoted by Jacob Rees-Mogg of Rear of 16 High Street, Keynsham, BS31 1DQ.Grimesy the Grifter
@GrimesyThe
School of life. Founder Durham Lives Matter. Spokesman for the silent majority. Woking class hero.Chris Slater
@chrisslaterMEN
Stockport reporter for the @MENnewsdesk Also cover news from across Greater Manchester. Got a story? You can email me on [email protected]Lilith
@Lilith_Atheist
Demon and atheist from the depths of Hell. Former wife of Adam. Queen of the damned. Too hot to handle, too cold to hold. You can't fuck with the chosen one.Crystal
@crystalwillseeu
🏁 RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 1 🏁 Contact: [email protected]Declassified UK
@declassifiedUK
The Empire Never Died. Public service journalism investigating British foreign, military, intelligence & climate policies.Celia Richardson
@CeliaRichards0n
Director of Communications @nationaltrust. Leading with tea, scones and optimism. These tweets are just mine.Sanjeev Kohli
@govindajeggy
Navid in Still Game, Synthesiser Patel in Look Around You, Ramesh in @FagsMagsandBags and dynamite in a boob tube. Work enquires: [email protected]Alien vs. Predator Galaxy
@avpgalaxy
The latest on all things #Alien, #Predator, #AlienRomulus, the @FXNetworks Alien Series, @Illfonic's #PredatorHuntingGrounds, & @Tindalos_Int #AliensDarkDescentTom Hardy FRSA
@TomHardyCEE
Writer, former government education advisor, environmentalist, co founder MP Watch, Music Declares Emergency, Extinction Rebellion Writers Room.Sarah Dodsworth
@sarahdodsworth1
Puppeteer ,Well-being Lead ,Dementia friend ,walk about and mum.Desarae Barnes Legros
@c3_Desarae
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@Stevo_Stonko
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Make Happiness a Habit ☺Diane Morgan
@missdianemorgan
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@RigidDigits
The official Stiff Little Fingers Twitter page. The *original* Irish punk band from Belfast, making our own alternative ulster since 1977.BladeoftheSun
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@MrDavidCatt1
grandpa , love rugby ,farm, wholesale produce .Man of Kent, Hate Brexit, Farrage beware! .Brexit benefits? bit sweary. love Europe 🇪🇺#FBPEMr. Scruff
@mrscruff1
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@princess_knicks
Former and future showgirl. Brixton since 2005. She/her. LBGTQ+ ardent ally. XR. Proudly bringing back pubes.Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtar
CEO of SYM Movement