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@Draconacticus
Opinionated twat, potty mouth, inventor, environmentalist, husband, dad, secularist, martial artist, lapsed pagan, poet, b3tan, prophet & rock music aficionado.
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Fesshole ๐งป
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Iโm not always having a go at this Govtโฆsometimes Iโm sleeping | Political Commentator & Podcaster | @jeremyvineon5 | @skynews | @lbc | @thetrawlpodcastanon_opin ๐ก๐ฏ
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Director @GoodLawProject. Barrister. Live your values. Fight the power. Keep the receipts. He/him.Parody Rishi Sunak
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Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with ยฃ730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee โ feel free to buy me one here โฌ๏ธGET TORIES DONE - GENERAL ELECTION NOW!
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@Otto_English
Born Andrew Scott. Aggravating entity. Author of Fake History. Fake Heroes out 25 May. Representation @pew_literaryRob Manuel ๐ณ
@robmanuel
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Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. pic by Nancy fancy pants. work enquires: [email protected]Susie Dent
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That woman in Dictionary Corner. Guide Dogs Ambassador. Podcast: Something Rhymes with Purple.Cold War Steve
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JewLaura Kuenssberg beyond parody
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The UK's finest journalist. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody. Follow my Substack ๐ https://t.co/au2aBU2YrGMarie-Ann Detests Tories ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฌ๐ง
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Brexit is madness. Tories are psychopaths. Johnson is a c***!Lady ๐ Bee ๐ Middlemast-Neal #FuckYouBigots
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@CarolineLucas
Green MP for Brighton Pavilion, former leader & co-leader @TheGreenParty, Mum of 2. Published & promoted by Caroline Lucas, Green Party, c/o PO Box 78066 LondonJonathan Pie
@JonathanPieNews
Jonathan Pie is a news reporter https://t.co/0AQ0lNiSvDโฆ WEBSITE: https://t.co/ete9uc4BML Enquiries to [email protected]louise
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Mum, gin lover, book reader , music lover ๐ถ๐ธ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟProf. Eliot Jacobson
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Retired professor of mathematics and computer science, author of 4 books: 3 on casino games & 1 poetry book. Now I volunteer, walk a lot & feed local critters.Her Royal Heinous โ๏ธ๐ดโช๏ธ
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Proud Independent who is now a registered Democrat BLM I am married, love my animals and nature DMs will be ๐ซ #NeverForget #BlueCrew Born in Detroit City.Timothy Arundell
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Music, Football and Walking Football, Socialist, Hate bullies of any kind, Love Comedy. Goodbye Rishi. CTID. ๐ ๐งก๐ค๐ณ๏ธ I'M Wโญ๏ธKE โฒREGG ๐ณ๏ธ
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We lead the UKโs work internationally, promoting the UK overseas, defending our security, projecting our values, reducing poverty and tackling global challengesAccidental Partridge
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@thatcymraes
Demonic burrow crawler. Smells mildly of optimism. Probably irritating to fuck. Evil Leftwaffe twat. Can cause minor rectal irritation. Results may vary.Dr. Caitlyn Brinkman-Schwartz
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Tutor at Oxford University. Cross-disciplinary interests in Medieval Irish literature and 19th/20th c. nationalism. Also: insurgency, identity, epic, romance.Neil Sanders
@NeilSandersMC
Mind Control is a documented fact. The control of the actions and emotions of an unsuspecting victim has been a reality since at least the 1950's.Brent Lee
@BrentLeeSDCIC
''That ex conspiracy theorist tosser'' Likes long walks down the grassy knoll, spelunking rabbit holes & chasing chemtrails. Host: @somedarepodcast & MSM shill.Bellingcat
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Non-party political group of constituents, concerned by Suella Braverman's lack of understanding of,& action on, the climate crisis & other environmental issuesMollie Goodfellow
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๐ฅ Kiwi in the UK. Mumma, Family, Friends, Sport, Music, Happy, Sweary, Ranty, Wine. Storm in a hurricane glass. Single, just sayingโฆDepartment for Energy Security and Net Zero
@energygovuk
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School of life. Founder Durham Lives Matter. Spokesman for the silent majority. Woking class hero.Chris Slater
@chrisslaterMEN
Stockport reporter for the @MENnewsdesk Also cover news from across Greater Manchester. Got a story? You can email me on [email protected]Lilith
@Lilith_Atheist
Demon and atheist from the depths of Hell. Former wife of Adam. Queen of the damned. Too hot to handle, too cold to hold. You can't fuck with the chosen one.Crystal
@crystalwillseeu
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The Empire Never Died. Public service journalism investigating British foreign, military, intelligence & climate policies.Celia Richardson
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Director of Communications @nationaltrust. Leading with tea, scones and optimism. These tweets are just mine.Sanjeev Kohli
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Writer, former government education advisor, environmentalist, co founder MP Watch, Music Declares Emergency, Extinction Rebellion Writers Room.Sarah Dodsworth
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The official Stiff Little Fingers Twitter page. The *original* Irish punk band from Belfast, making our own alternative ulster since 1977.BladeoftheSun
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Former and future showgirl. Brixton since 2005. She/her. LBGTQ+ ardent ally. XR. Proudly bringing back pubes.Mukhtar
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The Official X Page of Lora Logic of Essential Logic & X-Ray Spexjรบlia
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What a way to spend your timeStephen Wayne
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Run my own Engineering shop, so guess Iโm a โbusinessmanโ but that doesnโt make me a Tory voter. itโs just me and the Pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush๐Ryder ๐ฎ๐ช ๐ช๐บ
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๐ฎ๐ช I despise Tories. Retired and emigrated to County Donegal, Ireland to get away from Tory lies and corruption.kerry hennessy
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Yeah,No,Maybe.
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Englandโs in a bit of a pickle, isnโt it? Not after a follow back. Youโll likely be underwhelmed if you doโฆ