“Never underestimate a man’s ability to blame you for his mistakes.”

Trying to make it a habit to guasha my face everyday but it is soooo tiring

so, this random girl (actually its me) launched a rare Parliamentary Petition to discipline truant Malaysian MPs, and now she needs 500+ physical signatures to bring it to the Malaysian Parliament by June! 🤯 here is everything you need to know 🧵

Her ass serving face and pose even during a car accident is pissing me off like how can you not say mother.

I was already on the side of the bees but now I’m even more pro-bees

mermaids doing sign language is actually a really cool concept bc realistically (lol) mermaids wouldn't be able to talk underwater

i will never get over how sweet this is

Why on earth would Chris Martin check in on affair lady from HR?

The actual translation is far more poetic. “From here the first letter of literacy was launched towards every corner of Earth.”

PSA, jangan biar anak yang tak berdosa suffer dalam masa depan dia:

Starting my no sugar diet again, used to do this successfully for years until i got pregnant and the only thing that didn't made me throw up was sugary stuff 😭

Everyday, before sleep, i teach my baby to say words of affirmation I am kind I am pretty I am smart I am sweet I am strong I am the best baby!! Then, tickle her 😂 Today in the morning, she said good morning and repeated the words of affirmation by herself 🥹🥹🥹 so proud of her

She was a child, she couldn’t have known 💔

gambar berak tu tak payah la kot 😭🫵🏻

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

Anne Hathaway when asked if she ever questioned returning as her iconic characters in ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’ and ‘THE PRINCESS DIARIES 3’ "I don’t care anymore about that kind of stuff. I’m so shocked by it. I thought that I was in the small, weird indie section of my career.

Ik for a fact, if a person says that they don't bully their husband, it means they are the one being bullied

Postpartum period is so weird, i had my period 3 weeks ago when i was in hk, had another one last week, and another 1 again starting today 🤭

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