but, why?

train station too

another day goes by without me having to use y=mx+b

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

do i have a kleenex? what is this? a royal palace? here’s a napkin i stole from chipotle.

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie

i’m on strict doctors orders that no one is allowed to be mean to me ever

Me calling God to make sure I ain't on his "Strongest Warriors" list again for 2023

nobody : absolutely nobody: my brain:

7⃣.

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

So I did a thing…

hello sharks, today i am asking for a forehead kiss