i know it’s a sza concert ok but there was not nearly enough jb on that mic for me

no the ai “dreams” shit on snapchat should be illegal. i’m not joking

Can you feel me looking at your location on find my friends, do you feel like there’s an angel watching over you

again

None of the instagram story fonts represent me :/

In “Sex Education”, there’s a clever reference to ‘1917’.

There is no such thing as “illegals” being on Medicaid.

I watch law and order svu 24/7 & you mean to tell me New York gave diddy a slap on the wrist ? this would’ve never happened if Carisi was on the case

i know this man did not just put a raw voice memo on the album 😭 (it’s sooo good wtf)

if you watch RHOBH s5 - s7 under the assumption that Eileen is being held at gunpoint to film the show then she becomes one of the funniest reality stars on planet earth

olandria’s waist is thinner

“he’s a father and a husband” a lot of bad people are fathers and husbands. most of them actually.

idk why i’m supposed to feel bad for a guy who openly hates every community i support lmao

You’re laughing? The head of Trump’s Hitler Youth died and you’re laughing????

Genuinely love that she still uses twitter like it’s 2010.

When I say “loser” but in a Phaedra Parks kind of way

not my house but i know my way around