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“Abandon all hope, ye who enter.” If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
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🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
@kimmie_c_
Line straddling Libertine You couldn't handle my undivided attention I want to pet your dog Pronouns: Princess/Her Royal Highness Consider it's a jokeJon 🔬
@JonnyMicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.G
@stevensongs
What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.Flinnie
@flinnie
I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella meCat in the Hat
@DomesticCEOCat
A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of things. Never a coattail riderWrite Girl Problems
@WriteGrlProbs
Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
@WaltzingMtilda
Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeamThe Gormogons
@Gormogons
Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.Deebs
@DeebsFLA
A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky hubs of @kayftl, father of 4 girls, uses commas, way too much. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFUlaura
@fancythis
🏴 ‘cause your dollar ain’t shit and it’s taxed to no end ‘cause of rich men north of richmond 🏴Mickey Blowtorch
@MickeyBlowtorch
Curmudgeon. Hedonist. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Rowdiest house in the HOA. Co-host of “He Said, She Said.” Peepeepoopoocaca. #NavyVeteran #FreeArie deez/nuts☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖
@LuckyMcGee
👑 The Original White Trash Princess 🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 Snarky & sarcastic. I cuss a lot, but Jesus & momma still love me. 😌 Evil Twin: @LMFMGjust a nurse
@hib343434
Sturdy Jenn
@nogooddeed2
Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.LibertyJ
@LibertyJen
You can resolve to live your life with integrity. Let your credo be this: Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me ~SolzhenitsynLady Demosthenes
@LadyDemosthenes
A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.Witchy Chick
@1WitchyChick
I'm snarky, sarcastic, cynical & bitchy. Raging skeptic. Devil's advocate. High Priestess of Snarkasm. Anti-DM. 100% THAT witch. Powered by Grey Goose.Lori - Breaker of Curfews
@lori_socal
Freedom. Comedy. *Please use animal references when describing the size of something. Thank you. 🚫porn. https://t.co/O75o749vNuGeorge Wept
@GeorgeWept
Conservative woman, posing as a weeping Founding Father, because Twitter is insane. Still #WithDeSantis. Pray for Israel.🇮🇱 ░S░I░D░E░E░Y░E░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░Amy Curtis 🇮🇱
@RantyAmyCurtis
RN, Mom, Catholic, girlfriend. Conservative rage curator. | “Republics get the governance they deserve, and no better.” | Dulcius Ex AsperisKate Smith 🐊🇺🇸
@naturllyblnde
#DeSantis2024The One And Only Dirk Lotion
@deeloe1
if you put a coin in the juke box, you are gonna hear it play.forrest
@4est_libertate
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. -BukowskiMostly Peaceful Memes
@MostlyPeacefull
Political commentary & mediocre photoshops CoFounder @kindredharvest dm for inquiriesDJ
@CrazyOldGrammy
Christ follower. Old person still learning IFB Witty Interesting Unafraid People. Current events Politics. Auburn/Alabama House Divided #AmericaFirstJen X 🏹🪶🦅🖤🎶🦂
@Jennife74733215
Remember when…Lee
@LeeCThompson
Well-educated but always learning. Combat Vet, cancer survivor, dad and husband. Love yoga. Freedom of speech above all others 🇺🇸🎖️🎖️🎖️🇺🇸 Beat Navy!E.J. Antoni, Ph.D.
@RealEJAntoni
@Heritage & @Comm4Prosperity economist, @VinceCoglianese Show & @Richzeoli Show in-house economist; I may be wrong, but it’s highly unlikely; VAMOLeSiegePlayer
@SnipzAqua
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@BarbaraPaden
Medically retired podiatrist. UCLA Softball. Married 32 years. Mom to Russian born babies. aka Mamasita. Here to support, not argue. Home cooking. DM= BlockJudy Miracle
@Okolona74
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@BeachlifeisB
'Her soul is full of longing for the secret of the sea'...HWL. Nutrition/Carnivor-ish/ Whole food/Low Glycemic, Reversed T2DJohn Hawkins
@johnhawkinsrwn
https://t.co/6gcBkfdPnt | Book: 101 Things All Young Adults Should Know | Right Wing News Founder | Raised 600k in a GoFundMe for Brett Kavanaugh |Paul Bird
@mogsmash
Kevin
@Kevin74767525
One of the mighty millions of Kevins on TwitterJennifer Igoe
@IgoeJennifer
Ohio Sports🥜 Go Buckeyes! Go Browns! Go CBJ! Go Tribe! And Cavs! #DawgPound #CBJ #LetEmKnow #ForTheLandBSP
@buttersctchpudn
I’m Butterscotch Pudding and I love the United States of America. Your favorite reply guy.CANDY
@CANDY38948483
Dan Vasc
@danvasc2
#1 Amazon charting metal singer, composer, youtuber, business owner, fan of retro games, Brazilian. Backup account turned into main.Jeremy Ross
@JeremyRoss77
Husband, father of 2 girls, bartender on the Vegas Strip,all around fun guy. Work hard, play hard mentality.Opinions are all mine.Follow my shenanigans online!Anodyne 🇺🇲
@seanzy25255
The principal defense of Liberty is Free Speech. Never be silent.Barb-Cuban-Proud American
@barbara_paneque
Just B..HLB ❤️🚒 Early years of the little Cuban Sandwich .. Author unknown 😁 #Vida! Solo cup in hand 💯 Por favor, déjate de mierdas. 🇺🇸Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
@ElectionLegal
Engaged (to a woman) My viral tweets @Pericles1k @NickAdamsinUSA's Alpha Male of the week winner My political analysis & diet discussed on Red Scare Lana stanColette Harrington
@sweetcarolinatv
Screenwriter/actress: Only God Can (Fox Nation) Author: Newport Wedding Belles. Host: No Conspiracy Too Big. Coming soon. Former TV/radio show host ✝️ 🇮🇱Silver Disobedience
@DianGriesel
I'm a perception analyst, hypnotherapist & author. I help people understand how conscious & unconscious choices impact our personal & professional lives.Amy in Dystopia
@AmyInDystopia
Christians who follows the Torah and Scriptures. Married Homesteaders in Kentucky looking for like minded people to join us. Come Out of Her My People.⚢ Empress Rachelle 🇺🇸
@EmeraldBlack19
Homosexual Female. Married to a wonderful woman. Moderate Conservative. Love you all! God Bless. #MAGA #2A #FJB #prolife. Alt is @LezEmpressChelleLadyoftheLake
@LadyoftheLakefr
Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?April
@AprilBowen77
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@ChaddingtonSC
Typo-expert. WI. Observer of life. Sarcasm enthusiast. Dog lover. Family. Swear worder. Beach goer. kidney survivor #Packers #Tigers IG @buranmh call me Markshameonyou
@american823
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@patrickbetdavid
Yankees Minority Owner ⚾️ Author of “Your Next Five Moves” 📚 Born in Iran, Made In 🇺🇸 Half 🇦🇲 Half Assyrian 🎙️ PBD Podcast & ValuetainmentChampagne Joshi
@JoshWalkos
Husband | Father | Writer | Researcher | Published: @wrongspeakpub | @ThePublicaNow | @TLAVagabond Subscribe to my Substack: https://t.co/9jkHWBBEMARothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
Memes. Voluntaryism. Laissez-faire. Individualism. Propertarianism. Austrian Economics. Bookwormism. Bitcoin.Mark Ashworth
@marklarflash
Mock hypocrisy. Insult petty tyrants.🏴☠️ꋬωєร⊕ɱєร₮ 𝗧̶rʉͫcͧкͭeͪrͣ ꋊเ₵⊕Ⱡє
@MackTruckNic
Freedom Fighter, Shit Poster, Survivor of multiple acid trips, Ass Kicker, Sometimes Stabby #StraightPride #unapologeticallyWhite #PerfectlyFlawed #ThugTardsSmith
@Briar_fm_Ohiar
Let's have another revival. Let's have another enlightenment. Maybe I'll settle for a bacon cheeseburger. No dm'sJohn Kulak Kramlich
@jkramlich
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@republicratics
Tweety now XTweety/ pronouns = angry yellow bird; Red pilled cartoon and perpetually paranoid. #MisfitHamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
Photographer • Lost at Guadalcanal • Blocked by Chachi, JoJoFromJerz, Jason Miller, MuellerSheWrote, Eric Trump & BrooklynDad, the most censored man on the leftThe Real Liekitisn’t (not Parody)
@liekitisnot
Devil. Trial Attorney. Smart Ass. Regional Wordle Champion 1985-1989. Banned from the Oscars for 10 years. Equal opportunity meat smoker.Diane Mantouvalos
@AndoniaPR
Social Muse, Brand Strategist, Publicist, Huffpo Contributor, Storyteller, Futurist #PR #media #politics #digital #campaign #brand #startups #onegreeceNancy
@sooo_nance
Stockbroker , politics , yoga practice, If you don’t have borders you don’t have a country. We won’t survive much longer with Biden . #Trump 2024Mario
@NerfFries
'A' material wasted on a 'C' audience. It seemed funny at the time. Texas Rocks #1A #2A #DogRescue #Pray 🇺🇲 🇨🇱🤘 🙏Chris Widener
@ChrisWidener
Founder of the Red Referral Network w/Dinesh D'Souza. Author of 23 books in 14 languages. Member of the Motivational Speakers Hall of Fame. https://t.co/i2wooWu9B3Guy Mikel
@TahoeGuyM
Outdoor Enthusiast, Currently On Sabbitical. Married to my best friend and current sex partner.Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones
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@robbystarbuck
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@DanyRaeArras
Too woo for the normies. Too normal for the woo-iesThe Relentless Optimist pronouns PH/SP 🦁
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70 Yrs. old ..2018 & 19 Masters World Champion, Greco Roman Wrestling,88kg .. 2019 & 21 Masters World Champion Freestyle Wrestling,88kgs