Tandy
@dantypo
“Abandon all hope, ye who enter.” If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
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🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
@kimmie_c_
Line straddling Libertine You couldn't handle my undivided attention I want to pet your dog Pronouns: Princess/Her Royal Highness Consider it's a jokeJon 🔬
@JonnyMicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.G
@stevensongs
What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.Flinnie
@flinnie
I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella meCat in the Hat
@DomesticCEOCat
A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of things. Never a coattail riderAmy 🐘🦙🚫🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
@WaltzingMtilda
Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeamThe Gormogons
@Gormogons
Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.Deebs
@DeebsFLA
A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky hubs of @kayftl, father of 4 girls, uses commas, way too much. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFUlaura
@fancythis
🏴 ‘cause your dollar ain’t shit and it’s taxed to no end ‘cause of rich men north of richmond 🏴Mickey Blowtorch
@MickeyBlowtorch
Curmudgeon. Hedonist. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Rowdiest house in the HOA. Co-host of “He Said, She Said.” Peepeepoopoocaca. #NavyVeteran #FreeArie deez/nuts☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖
@LuckyMcGee
👑 The Original White Trash Princess 🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 Snarky & sarcastic. I cuss a lot, but Jesus & momma still love me. 😌 Evil Twin: @LMFMGjust a nurse
@hib343434
Sturdy Jenn
@nogooddeed2
Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.LibertyJ
@LibertyJen
You can resolve to live your life with integrity. Let your credo be this: Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me ~SolzhenitsynLady Demosthenes
@LadyDemosthenes
A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.Witchy Chick
@1WitchyChick
I'm snarky, sarcastic, cynical & bitchy. Raging skeptic. Devil's advocate. Bitchilante. Anti-DM. 100% THAT witch. Powered by Grey Goose.Lori - Breaker of Curfews
@lori_socal
Freedom. Comedy. *Please use animal references when describing the size of something. Thank you. 🚫porn. https://t.co/O75o749vNuGeorge Wept
@GeorgeWept
Conservative woman, posing as a weeping Founding Father, because Twitter is insane. Still #WithDeSantis. Pray for Israel.🇮🇱 ░S░I░D░E░E░Y░E░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░Amy Curtis 🇮🇱
@RantyAmyCurtis
RN, Mom, Catholic, girlfriend. Conservative rage curator. | “Republics get the governance they deserve, and no better.” | Dulcius Ex AsperisPhysics Geek
@physicsgeek
One day, I will press the big red button.Ben stallion
@StallionBe20941
The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepub
Keeping conservatism alive with a little help from the grape and the grain. “The most influential political writer of the 21st Century.” - meSam Alexander
@TiredOldManinAL
Farm boy. Physicist. Infantry Officer. War Eagle.RLTW! ALL THE WAY!!
@realcshell214
Constitutionalist, 🇺🇲. pure 🩸. Ret Police Det., Army Vet. (18B) Mber SFA, VFW, DAV, Plyzed Vet, RA MAGA 4 life, WWG1WGA bk up acct @cshell214stik2sports
@stik2sports
Mostly Buckeyes, Guardians, Browns & Golf. F the Government. Not Dem or Rep. Only God can save you.Terrance Blanco
@BlancoTerr
Senior Electrical Engineer, MSEE Columbia University. Expeditionary Veteran. Touched by everyday human kindness. Ordained Life Church of God.Wade
@mreasycredit1
Inveterate smart-ass. Timid by nature, irreverent by design. Unoffendable. Gender critical and racially indifferent. I'm not angry; you are.Syrup Tishus
@Syrup_Tishus
Baseball and Cupcakes https://t.co/CDk49uTLavTransition Integrity Project 2024
@IntegrityProj24
US Citizens in politics, culture, law enforcement, law, intel, and academia, committed to ensuring a fair, free, and law-abiding presidential election in 2024.Kathy R. RANDLE
@2195095cb8cb473
No direct messages I'm a senior who is a foodie. Love cooking and going out to eat. fuck Multiple Sclerosis!!!!!! No DMs no Bitcoin!!!!Leasmau
@leasmau46900
Isabella Jasmine
@AnkhNHorus
Crafting my own success story, one bold move at a time. 👩💼 Fearless in business, fueled by ambition. Let's inspire each other! 💫Dave Palmer
@waterwose
I aim to misbehave. Freedom is risky. Some people realize that it is worth the risk. Some don't.Dr C Katz
@Texas1862
Promotes truth, & love for our nation. Proud Conservative concerned about the poison called wokeness & the dangers of radical Islam🇺🇸🇮🇱 Fu@k Hamas.Elizabeth Li
@elizabethli1234
divorced🚫 DM /love nature/animals/art/photography /“Living the dream, one step at a time. 🌟👣”Elon musk
@EMusk82087
Don't call me Shirley
@mrsosprose
English teacher, avid reader, Kings/erstwhile Dodger fan (maybe Lakers again after LJ goes),outdoor enthusiast. RTs ≠ endorsements. Smh watching the world burn.TED1776
@TimothyDinger5
Husband, Father, God Fearing, America First! MAGA, LOVE TRUMP!Soniacurvis86
@nieves_correas
Feminista activista lgtb activista trans🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩷🩵💗💙💜🌼🪷💮Clarence Terrell
@clarenceTerre
Trump supporter, please no DMs I am just a patriot praying for Trump to save us. please no TRAINS nickname is LanceNan
@irmaanderson50
I am just sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.Lostntheblinds
@lostntheblinds
Rescuer of forgotten 🐶 Diehard Astros fan since 1975Hoppy
@Hoppy68144
Desiree
@Desiree65013341
Samantrabahdra
@samantrabahdra
thinker who takes stuff serious but on the other hand we are all only here a short while. Conservative for Bobby Kennedy!mobegobe
@JeremyCranford
I love watching the oligarchy of the world fight, and you should too.DP Wilson
@dpwlsn
ND
@EnzoND72
Robin “Griff” Griffiths🇺🇸
@Griff0341
Father, Husband, wounded Iraq war veteran, POET, FOLLOW ME! Read my book & poetry, opinions are my own. #UtahVeterans #UtahBaptistTaaahhhmmm
@sumdumgai88
Some libertarian New Yorker who has one foot in the Christian community and the other in the arts, music and counterculture.Andrew Pfeifer
@AJP3209
Power81
@Power817560693
Treetop
@goodyjr78
Dad. Husband. Christian. News Junkie. Carnivore. Boston Sports Fan.Jane Aswell, PhD
@AswellJane
Ph.D., Medical Sciences, wife, mom, grandmother.Jeff Wiley
@JeffWiley256322
Brevitythe world is not enough
@henewtuckershow
Paul Elwell
@thepauliewog
I get up early to spend more time with myself.Cathleen Meyer
@CathleenMe56509
X on X
@bruceleehk852
Legen......dary!!Hardluck Industries
@Hardluck2022
Angela Featherstone
@angiesez
Pushcart Prize Nom. Actress; @girlshbo, Chloe @FriendsTV, Maid @SeinfeldTV Founder @ppp_healing. Réalisatrice. Punctuation is my own.Jennifer Morrow
@Jennife63430307
Boo BidenMegan
@megsn319
Politics and televsion. Often at the same time.MerryFKNSunshine
@MerryIsBack
GingerNinja - Martinis are my art 🍸- Live every day like it's your last, carry to make sure it isn't 🤠- #MyBlueLife💙 #MAGA🇺🇸 #I❤️Texas 🚫DM's #NCSWICRex Tucker
@Rex_Traveler
Happily married 29 years. My kids are better than yours. Cooking as a side hustle.TimmyC
@TimmyC30944180
Hope
@justhope003