Imagine being a server at Margaritaville and waking up to this news and knowing you’re going to have the worst shift of your life

I was using vinegar while cleaning my bathroom and then I thought hm maybe I should bleach this too and long story short that is mustard gas

New reaction video

cillian murphy giving his golden globes speech with lipstick all over his face from his wife kissing him? neeeed a real lover boy like that

This is Chongqing, my favorite city in China. It’s a truly special place. Less than a kilometer from this area is a packed migrant neighborhood where people peddle their wares in a massive textile market or look for odd jobs. Most are legally second class citizens in the city.

academics: the market is horrible. do not go to grad school. I have 36 publications and the only job I got was a 4/4 in a county where the primary industry is racism. I am suicidial daily 22-26 year olds: wow, that is so bad. it's a real problem. luckily though, I am built diffe

the bachelorette party ended… differently for charlie

Airbnb host reported me for having my friend over so I reported her for having an undisclosed ring camera … we’re having a report-off

Americans should have the entire week off for the 4th this year as a kind of “going out of business” blow-out

childish gambino wiped his cringe era off the internet and tries to gaslight us into thinking he’s always been cool. no sir, i was on tumblr in 2011 you will not get away with it

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BC HE DIDNT HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HES SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG IM EMOTIONALLY RUINED

"the american people will decide," sir the republican party hasnt won the popular vote in 20 years

man, this 4th of July God could do the funniest callback ever

she did not stutter

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