Feeling pretty down thinking about baby porcupines never being able to get piggyback rides from their dads

Before I knew what weed was I thought all the cool kids were gesturing to each other about sucking tiny rat dicks behind the school.

Finding her is like finding that beautiful love story, stuffed in a box of books, under an old shelf, in an old bookstore, long forgotten

If you plant the crust of a pizza, a pizza tree will grow.

My tweets are actually subliminal prayers....

Happiness does not require love. Love requires happiness..

A good conversation is highly underrated

It's not depression, it's the Christmas music.

In the middle of nowhere, at the center of everything, on the outskirts of something, next to nothing.

When some people fuck off it's a blessing

*lights cigarette on stove, singes hair off* Wasn't real big on these bangs anyway

The wisest person in the room is the one not saying anything.

The watched pot never called the kettle back, or whatever.

Judge Judy doesn't think any of this is particularly funny.

Just because I can't hear the music doesn't mean I can't feel it.

My favorite part of your body is your heart..