@presbymoderator who got fingered?

@presbymoderator I pointed out that he was exceeding the daily traybake quota for all Church House staff.

@BeardyBanjoBai @pres_church The latter. If you own a mercedes showroom or a solicitors office, you get VIP at the door.

@BeardyBanjoBai @pres_church Keith&Kristyn Getty They can come if they want. Our royalties for the last quarter should cover flights.

Today, we grew bigger than the Presbyterian Church. Alan in Belfast (Alan Meban) will be publishing an article on our vision soon.

Time for a slice of battenburg.

The great city of Belfast will now be modelled in the style of the humble Battenburg cake. forumbelfast.org/projects/batte…

A guide to smarten up Sunday mornings. Take note young folk, this church wasn't built on hollister garb

@presbymoderator @pres_church the secretary wouldn't give me a car to go to the hairdressers this afternoon. Had to walk.

@presbymoderator @pres_church he also said no. Something about property funds. I formally reported him just so you know.

300 followers by the end of the day - let's do it, proud presbyterians! @pres_church

@zcrawford4 thanks for the follow, Zach. Onward Christian soldiers.

@bpblog2 Presbyterians. @pres_church

I am, you are, we are Presbyterian.

@presbymoderator You need to send back those slippers that mrs mod didnt like.

Goodness, we've heard of a young man getting less than £3.20 an hour working for the church as an intern. Just the thing for our hard times.

For all our Reverends who are feeling unappreciated, PresBUYterian has this to offer...

Rumours going round that there are plans to survey the wondrous manses & ensure all have a study & adequate sized family room & Sky Sports.

A statement from the writing team behind @pres_church - who we are, what we believe and what our aim is. #lifeinPCI presbyterianireland.tumblr.com

Please RT: presbyterianireland.tumblr.com Who we are, what we stand for and what we hoped to achieve.